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my dad took my passport when we were in the gate lounge on his flight to leeds (i was flying to manchester)


now i'm stuck in Tenerife with fuck all cash and no signal on my phone.

JOY JOY JOY

FUCKING JOY

Pretty boy like you should have no problems making a few euros for phonecalls

just get a job as a rep an LARGE IT UP m8

2 old ladies took pity on me and gave me 40 euros and half a pack of biscuits.

fingers crossed ryan air will fly the passport back to the airport so i can catch my flight (which has been delayed till 4am anyway)

PRAY FOR ME GUYS, PRAY LIKE YOU'VE NEVER PRAYED BEFORE!

gwa wrote:PRAY LIKE YOU'VE NEVER PRAYED BEFORE!

As an agnostic-atheist that should be pretty easy

Get drunk

where's that morphine patch when you need it?

In all serioussnes though, speak to Ryanair customer services and see if there's anything they can sort out for you, given that you've got some time you might be alright. Ask if you can get a food voucher as well because your flights so delayed.

nah i'm flying with monarch. hopefully ryan air will fly my passport back out as the plane is returning here straight away BUT i don't have any bastarding signal out here.

my flight got delayed from 1pm till 4am so if they can ship it out then it's all bless and i'll just sink a pint but FUCK MY LIFE

Here's some handy phrases to hold you over (lucky for you I speak Spanish! )

"Por favor, señor, no ataca mi recto."

"Yo soy tu chico mula humana. ¿Cuál es tu deseo, mi jefe?"

"Mi piel es suave como una niñita."


Try practicing these out loud.

hey gwa youre retarded and this thread is gay, who gives a shit about your passport? stupid bitch

so turns out my dad has my passport. looks like my stay will be extended till friday! ahh could be worse!

on a serious note, donations to help me survive would be fab.

^___^ ^____^

why the fuck do you need a passport for Tenerife?

constrobuz u just made a thread about where 2 eat lunch lol

rayman612 wrote:constrobuz u just made a thread about where 2 eat lunch lol

If you ignore him he might go away

I've got through with a letter from the Spanish police before when I lost my passport... worth trying if you need to get back; but if you're getting a free extra week of holiday it might not be the best course of action!

That was Easyjet incidentally; I imagine Ryanair may look for any reason possible to charge you for a new ticket.

You massive doofus. Not a big enough boy to carry your own travel documents yet?

magma wrote: You massive doofus. Not a big enough boy to carry your own travel documents yet?

+ "help i'm stuck in the canary islands dunno wut 2 do help!"

maybe be spontaneous? the world isn't as sticks-and-bones as it appears.

Should have put your papers into your fanny pack.

be spontaneous lol. if i'd lost my passport and got stuck in heaven w/ no money you can bet i'd be on the SNH panicking not fucking dancing on clouds being "spontaneous"

subjectivity is awesome, ain't it? sounds like you create your own prisons and make them other people's problems, too.

spontaneity doesn't instantly equate to something "easy" or "pleasurable", and you don't exactly have to be Liam Neeson to pull it off