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Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:49 am
by Terpit
http://www.vice.com/read/pool-noodle-girlfriend
This seems tame now:
Terpit wrote:I also know someone who claimed to put a bit of warm toilet tissue on the rim of the toiler and a bit under the seat and then he would get on his knees and fuck it with the seat down.
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:08 am
by travis_baker
this is messed up man
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:14 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
dont even know what to say :\
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:15 am
by JTMMusicuk
similarly somebody at work gave me a detailed explanation once about how he used to roll up a news paper and stick it in his bed and fuck it
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:31 am
by fiasko
JTMMusicuk wrote:similarly somebody at work gave me a detailed explanation once about how he used to roll up a news paper and stick it in his bed and fuck it
brings a new meaning to danger wank, potential papercuts
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:47 am
by Terpit
What was your favorite thing about the pool noodle?
I think it was being able to put both hands on my hips while I worked. Also, as soon as I had an orgasm, it was nice to be able to just sigh and have a quick cleanup.
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:55 am
by JTMMusicuk
Terpit wrote:it was nice to be able to just sigh .
someone who is very content with their depressing life
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:19 pm
by Terpit
JTMMusicuk wrote:Terpit wrote:it was nice to be able to just sigh .
someone who is very content with their depressing life
He's given up
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:53 pm
by __________
I read that as "pot noodle girlfriend" about 10 times in a row.
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:59 pm
by weedlefruit
I think "pool noodle" is the funniest thing about it, and it will surely be a word I use more often.....
Was that not new to anyone else?
Hahaha pool noodle..........
heh heh heh.......
pool noodle......
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:54 pm
by joeki
hahaha. Pool noodle..oh wait.
I know a guy who didn't wank at all. He just rubbed his penis against the mattress whilst lying face down on it. His mother cleaned up the next day.
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:01 pm
by fractal
dirty ass floor in that room
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:03 pm
by Hircine
that's fucked up man.
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:07 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
will this count towards breaking no-fap november?
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:19 pm
by fractal
idontreallygiveashit wrote:will this count towards breaking no-fap november?
ask phigure, he's the commissioner of the fap police
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:35 pm
by ehbes
fractal wrote:dirty ass floor in that room
did you expect better from the man using a pool noodle to beat off...
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:39 pm
by joeki
Main Entry: pool noodle
Part of Speech: n
Definition: a cylindrical foam tube, usu. brightly colored and hollow, used for swimming pool play
Example: Pool noodles are useful when learning to swim, for floating, for rescue reaching, and in various forms of water play.
this shit is actually in the dictionary? I'm shocked and appalled.
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:23 pm
by dubstepper
fiasko wrote:JTMMusicuk wrote:similarly somebody at work gave me a detailed explanation once about how he used to roll up a news paper and stick it in his bed and fuck it
brings a new meaning to danger wank, potential papercuts
holy shit i've wasted years of endless possibilities.
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:28 pm
by dubstepper
£10 Bag wrote:I read that as "pot noodle girlfriend" about 10 times in a row.
yeh same ere, i was expecting to see a pot noodle pot made into a fanny.
Re: Who needs a girlfriend
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:53 pm
by topmo3
lol why it is attached to the mirror