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Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy Song
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 2:19 pm
by mromgwtf
http://christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex- ... orgy-song/
Skrillex - Bangarang
It is a song about ‘bang banging’ your son in the secret gluteal crevice and you better believe Satan loves every single primitive noise this Mac aficionado produces via the now dangerous program Audacity.
Now, they can digitally download their demonic desires into the ears of your child and you are none the wiser. Only ten seconds on iTunes or Amazon can bring the whisperings of a ‘dubstep hipster’ into the ears of your precious son!
Heed my words, parents! Dubstep is a devil music of magic spells, Aryan occultism and drugged out parties. The STD rate in this community is higher than your local Mexican lawnkeepers! My brow sweats with fury when I think that 21% of teenaged sorority ‘pregnancy pact parties’ are the result of young women being influenced by this devil music.
Don't think christians are like that, because they aren't, the guy who wrote it is just a retard that has nothing to do with God. The whole site is fucktarted.
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 2:27 pm
by snappy
Wah-wah-ooo-wah, sperm-sperm-Beiber-sperm-mmm-sperm-Beiber-sperm-sperm!
Wah-wah-ooo-wah, sperm-sperm-sperm-sperm-WOOO!
Wah-wah-ooo-wah, sperm-sperm-sperm-sperm-mmm-sperm-sperm-sperm-Beiber!
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 2:30 pm
by Aufnahmewindwuschel
hes like the god of trolling haha he trolled producers, brostep skrillex everybody. i love this guy
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 2:34 pm
by snappy
Brostep in essence is a homosexual mating ritual
‘dual body step’ (Dubstep)
Skrillex is using all these confusing jungle lyrics and putting subliminal messages in there with a demonic vocoder, then slopping electronic trance beats on top and bam. Your child’s mind is putty and the next thing you know, your son is bringing home his male Brazilian boy-toy fiance from college.
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:00 pm
by SMOR3S
snappy wrote:Brostep in essence is a homosexual mating ritual
‘dual body step’ (Dubstep)
Skrillex is using all these confusing jungle lyrics and putting subliminal messages in there with a demonic vocoder, then slopping electronic trance beats on top and bam. Your child’s mind is putty and the next thing you know, your son is bringing home his male Brazilian boy-toy fiance from college.
LOOOOOOOOL!
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:01 pm
by mromgwtf
I never knew that Skrillex was doing his music in Audacity, lol
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:03 pm
by bRRRz
great, just great!
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:32 pm
by wub
ChristWire is itself a troll site though?
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:48 pm
by SMOR3S
wub wrote:ChristWire is itself a troll site though?
I heard of them before, but are they really a troll site? ^__^
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:22 pm
by ehbes
Yes they are...they're like the onion
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:39 pm
by SMOR3S
ehbrums1 wrote:Yes they are...they're like the onion
Oh okay LOL!
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:07 pm
by nameless133
LOL SKRILLEX INVENTED ELECTRONIC MUSIC LOLXDDDD
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:54 pm
by Comfi
Yea I have read a few thing on it and its almost definitely troll. However what is concerning is the comments. Anything I have read on it previously, there are actually seemingly real Christians agreeing with what the writer is saying. Fuckin Hell Jesus.
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:40 pm
by Sinergy
no christians are like that
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:25 am
by siperdellyeer
Sinergy wrote:no christians are like that
if only this was true
the first one
http://christwire.org/2011/05/20-ways-t ... a-lesbian/
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:02 am
by MassAphekt
The title made me laugh so fuckin hard hahahahahaha
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:00 am
by mromgwtf
Comfi wrote:Yea I have read a few thing on it and its almost definitely troll. However what is concerning is the comments. Anything I have read on it previously, there are actually seemingly real Christians agreeing with what the writer is saying. Fuckin Hell Jesus.
If someone posts comment like this:
I’m shocked out how many signs there are! These symptoms should be posted on every school campus.
You can already tell it's sarcasm.
That website's point is to make christian's look like half-brain idiots.
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:52 pm
by D00FY
Fucking LOL, he thinks Skrillex is the devil? What the fuck will he think of Borgore!???????????????
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:40 pm
by topmo3
this is so fucking unfunny
Re: Skrillex - Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:30 am
by BonerJams04
its a jokesite m5