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yo mama's so stupid....

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:41 pm
by rickyricardo
I said that I'd buy her a color TV and she said "What color?"

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:52 pm
by d_three
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone :lol:

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:02 pm
by hera
ur mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:03 pm
by jim
Your mama so stupid she stared at a carton of orange juice for half an hour because it said "concentrate" on it.

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:09 pm
by selector.dub.u
It takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:16 pm
by rickyricardo
jim wrote:Your mama so stupid she stared at a carton of orange juice for half an hour because it said "concentrate" on it.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

ur mama's so skinny she can use a cheerio for a hula-hoop.


ur mama's so old, she had her yearbook signed by jesus.

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:20 pm
by pk-
I'm so fat cause your mum gives me a digestive every time I shag her

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:35 pm
by rojparody
Yo mama so fat I burnt my ass on the lightbulb last time I shagged her.

Yo mama so fat she went to a Star Trek convention and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat she went sunbathing and Greenpeace tried rolling her back in.

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:48 pm
by showguns
your mother is so obese

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:51 pm
by drum syndicate
your momma's so fat when she wears a malcom x jacket helicopters try to land on her back.

your momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off everyone behind her gets out of the way to avoid being run over

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:54 pm
by misk
your mom needs to shower. shes a really smelly person.

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:13 pm
by showguns
Misk wrote:your mom needs to shower. shes a really smelly person.
oh yeah? well your mom... smells like... broccolli.

Image

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:29 pm
by drum syndicate
your momma got one big titty and one little titty and we call the bitch biggie smalls!

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:07 pm
by chu
...she sent Slim-Fast to Africa.

Playground classic.

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:37 pm
by eski442
pk- wrote:I'm so fat cause your mum gives me a digestive every time I shag her

lmao

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:41 pm
by perkalerk215
showguns wrote:your mother is so obese
best one yet

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:16 pm
by dutty yuppie
How can your mum be silly with all those A and O levels she puports to have?

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:26 pm
by ana
perkalerk215 wrote:
showguns wrote:your mother is so obese
best one yet
Oh hi there.

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:33 pm
by perkalerk215
ana wrote:
perkalerk215 wrote:
showguns wrote:your mother is so obese
best one yet
Oh hi there.
um, hi? :roll:

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:45 pm
by munkle
your mamma's got a peg-leg with a kick stand.