Things that you would like at Dubstep nites....

nazoreth · Post by **nazoreth** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:37 am

...if room size, money and the laws of physics didn't matter.

Bouncy castles! Sick tune drops, everyone goes sky-wards

also

Free de-oderant because u lot stink

also

Free gum (see above)

also

Giant foam hands like they have at baseball or whatever, an it should say 'Wheeeeeeeeeeeeel' down one side

dutty yuppie · Post by **dutty yuppie** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:44 am

More ladies
Hammocks
Lax smoking laws
Glory holes
Glass dancefloor with sharks swimming underneath
Big UV lit fishtank full of jellyfish
Dry ice machine (like Amnesia in Ibiza)

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:47 am

Tables and chairs, and the option for pannini sandwiches

umkhontowesizwe · Post by **umkhontowesizwe** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:50 am

female dancers in cages.

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:51 am

UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:female dancers in cages.

Shonky dancing in a cage

nazoreth · Post by **nazoreth** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:51 am

why are there so few clubs around with pole/cage/swing ladies? good clean fun no?

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:52 am

UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:female dancers in cages.

hear hear

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:52 am

A seperate, padded room with about 16 G5's, Midi Keyboards & software.

when i go to these night, Half the time i'm there, i just wanna make a flippin riddim.

I duno why

nazoreth · Post by **nazoreth** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:55 am

you know id quite like just an empty padded room for wilin' out

(at raves, not just in general.....although..)

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:57 am

I think Benga needs one of those...

harlesden · Post by **harlesden** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:10 am

super soakers

jah pat · Post by **jah pat** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:12 am

Serious, a stall selling coffee and snacks would be soooo good. Can't last out straight until 6am...............

Someone said a special kind of biscuit helps on occasions though

umkhontowesizwe · Post by **umkhontowesizwe** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:35 am

forensix (mcr) wrote:
UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:female dancers in cages.
Shonky dancing in a cage

hmmmm, dunno about that one. is Shonky attractive and female?

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:39 am

UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:
hmmmm, dunno about that one. is Shonky attractive and female?

He looks like the kind of person you would associate with the word paedophile

umkhontowesizwe · Post by **umkhontowesizwe** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:43 am

more garry glitter vibes in dubstep!

thinking · Post by **thinking** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:22 pm

anti-reload devices fitted to the decks which give the DJ an electric shock if he edges any tune without justification.

monkeytown · Post by **monkeytown** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:23 pm

A decent wine list

Strong Cheeses and cured meats

and pots of tea (in china) for the ones left at 6am

nazoreth · Post by **nazoreth** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:24 pm

do you think if we put the slightly more sensible ideas in a list (snack bar, dancing cages, bouncy castle lol) promoters and club-owners mite listen?

not to sound overly british or anything but a cup of tea at 6am would be champion!

skavoovie_blind9 · Post by **skavoovie_blind9** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:29 pm

Jah Pat wrote:Serious, a stall selling coffee and snacks would be soooo good. Can't last out straight until 6am...............

Someone said a special kind of biscuit helps on occasions though

West Indian centre sell goat curry mate.

Its a bit surreal skankin away while someones stood next to you doin an on beat leg bend with goat curry in hand, chin streched out over the plate + shit.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:29 pm

Circus animals and midgets doing breath taking stunts.

Oh and I cant believe you guys missed the most important thing... no smoke ban

Things that you would like at Dubstep nites....

Things that you would like at Dubstep nites....

Who is online