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Things that you would like at Dubstep nites....
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:37 am
by nazoreth
...if room size, money and the laws of physics didn't matter.
Bouncy castles! Sick tune drops, everyone goes sky-wards
also
Free de-oderant because u lot stink
also
Free gum (see above)
also
Giant foam hands like they have at baseball or whatever, an it should say 'Wheeeeeeeeeeeeel' down one side
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:44 am
by dutty yuppie
More ladies
Hammocks
Lax smoking laws
Glory holes
Glass dancefloor with sharks swimming underneath
Big UV lit fishtank full of jellyfish
Dry ice machine (like Amnesia in Ibiza)
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:47 am
by thomas
Tables and chairs, and the option for pannini sandwiches
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:50 am
by umkhontowesizwe
female dancers in cages.
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:51 am
by forensix (mcr)
UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:female dancers in cages.
Shonky dancing in a cage
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:51 am
by nazoreth
why are there so few clubs around with pole/cage/swing ladies? good clean fun no?
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:52 am
by deamonds
UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:female dancers in cages.
hear hear
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:52 am
by vonboyage
A seperate, padded room with about 16 G5's, Midi Keyboards & software.
when i go to these night, Half the time i'm there, i just wanna make a flippin riddim.
I duno why
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:55 am
by nazoreth
you know id quite like just an empty padded room for wilin' out
(at raves, not just in general.....although..)
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:57 am
by vonboyage
I think Benga needs one of those...
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:10 am
by harlesden
super soakers
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:12 am
by jah pat
Serious, a stall selling coffee and snacks would be soooo good. Can't last out straight until 6am...............
Someone said a special kind of biscuit helps on occasions though
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:35 am
by umkhontowesizwe
forensix (mcr) wrote:UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:female dancers in cages.
Shonky dancing in a cage
hmmmm, dunno about that one. is Shonky attractive and female?
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:39 am
by forensix (mcr)
UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:
hmmmm, dunno about that one. is Shonky attractive and female?
He looks like the kind of person you would associate with the word paedophile
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:43 am
by umkhontowesizwe
more garry glitter vibes in dubstep!
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:22 pm
by thinking
anti-reload devices fitted to the decks which give the DJ an electric shock if he edges any tune without justification.
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:23 pm
by monkeytown
A decent wine list
Strong Cheeses and cured meats
and pots of tea (in china) for the ones left at 6am
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:24 pm
by nazoreth
do you think if we put the slightly more sensible ideas in a list (snack bar, dancing cages, bouncy castle lol) promoters and club-owners mite listen?
not to sound overly british or anything but a cup of tea at 6am would be champion!
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:29 pm
by skavoovie_blind9
Jah Pat wrote:Serious, a stall selling coffee and snacks would be soooo good. Can't last out straight until 6am...............
Someone said a special kind of biscuit helps on occasions though
West Indian centre sell goat curry mate.
Its a bit surreal skankin away while someones stood next to you doin an on beat leg bend with goat curry in hand, chin streched out over the plate + shit.
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:29 pm
by ashley
Circus animals and midgets doing breath taking stunts.
Oh and I cant believe you guys missed the most important thing... no smoke ban
