Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:11 pm
Hey guys whats been the best/worst thing you have said when trying to seduce someone lol 
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Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:15 pm
Do you use an inhaler? Cuz you got ass, ma!
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:16 pm
i am 100% free from sexually transmitted illnesses.
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:24 pm
You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:31 pm
it's not a chat up line but I once saw a mate lasso a girl with an imaginary rope in the middle of a busy dance floor.
He ended up getting noshed off in the car park
He ended up getting noshed off in the car park
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:39 pm
Hahahaha what a hero!PinUp wrote:it's not a chat up line but I once saw a mate lasso a girl with an imaginary rope in the middle of a busy dance floor.
He ended up getting noshed off in the car park
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:40 pm
If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:41 pm
R u a beaver
Cuz dam
Cuz dam
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:59 pm
hey gurl, can i suk ur dik
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:02 pm
r u goin to that funural? (wat Funural) The one were MY BALLZ drop dead in ur mouth lol
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:04 pm
lolololol cant stop laughing at this.the m8 wrote:r u goin to that funural? (wat Funural) The one were MY BALLZ drop dead in ur mouth lol
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:13 pm
SNH Approved chat up line: I appreciate the inherent differences between us, as a male and female respectively, but I will not judge them in a negative fashion, or discriminate in my decisions on that basis. Please note, that I am also 100% accepting of same sex relationships, and appreciate the hardships they face.
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:18 pm
you made no mention of a lack of racial or class-based bias, bangarethom wrote:SNH Approved chat up line: I appreciate the inherent differences between us, as a male and female respectively, but I will not judge them in a negative fashion, or discriminate in my decisions on that basis. Please note, that I am also 100% accepting of same sex relationships, and appreciate the hardships they face.
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:41 pm
Wanna queef on chief beef?
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:42 pm
"What does THAT do?"
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:44 pm
Surprise.
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:49 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:24 pm
i woke up next to a girl on friday morning just gone, who i don't remember meeting / talking to / getting off with at all.
told her in the morning i didn't remember anything and she said i just came up to her said 'we going back to yours?' without introducing myself or anything.
Ooo, i did have a chuckle to myself when she told me.
told her in the morning i didn't remember anything and she said i just came up to her said 'we going back to yours?' without introducing myself or anything.
Ooo, i did have a chuckle to myself when she told me.
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:26 pm
every sentence i say to a girl is a chat up line.
Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:31 pm
Lets not turn this rape into a murder.