A Bronnet
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:31 pm
Was feeling inspired and wrote something:
A Bronnet
I think I'd like to try and be a bro.
I'd wear a muscle shirt and have tattoos
of tribal writings on my arm for show.
At night I'd just kick back and guzzle booze.
My choice of music would be EDM,
specifically american dubstep.
At raves I'd ingest 'shrooms, both cap and stem,
and pop a molly as some dancing prep.
I'd be a giant hit with all the girls,
at least the ones with tramp-stamp cutting thongs.
They'd deify my arms for all the curls
I'd done in preparation for beer pong.
To be a bro would suit me perfectly—
I'll have to quit the chess fraternity.
A Bronnet
I think I'd like to try and be a bro.
I'd wear a muscle shirt and have tattoos
of tribal writings on my arm for show.
At night I'd just kick back and guzzle booze.
My choice of music would be EDM,
specifically american dubstep.
At raves I'd ingest 'shrooms, both cap and stem,
and pop a molly as some dancing prep.
I'd be a giant hit with all the girls,
at least the ones with tramp-stamp cutting thongs.
They'd deify my arms for all the curls
I'd done in preparation for beer pong.
To be a bro would suit me perfectly—
I'll have to quit the chess fraternity.