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Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:08 pm
by wub
And it's not a fucking honey badger, before you say it. Tiger vs. a honey badger, honey badger would get merked. We all know it.

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:11 pm
by Blenky
depends if you mean toughest or most violent, I'd wager the two aren't mutually exclusive

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:12 pm
by hugh
cockroach

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:12 pm
by Forum
That squirrel with the huge balls

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:13 pm
by Electric_Head
I would say a cockroach because of it's ability to survive a nuclear holocaust.
Stupid tnuc won't survive my foot though.

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:13 pm
by wub
hugh wrote:cockroach
oh look I trod on it.

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Blenky119 wrote:depends if you mean toughest or most violent, I'd wager the two aren't mutually exclusive
If it came down to a fight would emerge victorious.

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:15 pm
by Forum
wub wrote:
If it came down to a fight would emerge victorious.
So land animals only?

Not sure any other animal could break a rhino's skin..

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:16 pm
by Blenky
wub wrote:
hugh wrote:cockroach
oh look I trod on it.

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Blenky119 wrote:depends if you mean toughest or most violent, I'd wager the two aren't mutually exclusive
If it came down to a fight would emerge victorious.
Something with a thick hide and large mass most probs then. Are we assuming that all land based animals perform equally well in this hypothetical battle arena or are environmental factors to be considered?

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:21 pm
by lowphat
Cane toad? I've heard you can take a golf club to one and they won't die.

EDIT: Nope, it's a sasquatch, definitely a sasquatch.

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:22 pm
by abelard
wot is your rhino going to do about a eagle. eagle will just fly for 3 weeks and then when your stupod rhino is asleep eat its eyes

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:23 pm
by wub
Blenky119 wrote: Are we assuming that all land based animals perform equally well in this hypothetical battle arena or are environmental factors to be considered?

Enviromental factors included. Though a tiger could fight in water whilst a shark would be fucked on land.

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:31 pm
by Blenky
Ah it's a whole different ballgame now then. A rhino or elephant would be most likely to win in a plains environment where no ambush attack could occur, but throw in some high grass or a ouple of trees and it's the domain of an ambush predator like the tiger. As an all rounder I'd be willing to put money on a polar bear

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:32 pm
by SheepShagga
crocodile

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:34 pm
by sigbowls

this :mrgreen:

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:35 pm
by Mr Hyde
Polar Bear could mash up a Crocodile or Tiger

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:36 pm
by DiegoSapiens
elephant---> size + intelligence for using weapons+ horns +strength (and specially if they are adolescent elephant)

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:37 pm
by magma
Rhinos are tough as fuck but they don't feast on the flesh of their dead competitors so lose points.

Saltwater Crocodiles have got a shout... been in more or less the same form for tens of millions of years with no need to adapt; their only weak point is getting a bit chilly every now and then and getting used as stepping stones by pixelated sprites trying to avoid a Pitfall when they close their mouths.

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:38 pm
by DiegoSapiens
Mr Hyde wrote:Polar Bear could mash up a Crocodile or Tiger
nahImage

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:38 pm
by DiegoSapiens
king kong

Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:41 pm
by BonerJams04
sharktopus