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Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 11:11 pm
by karmacazee
What would your ideal movie be about? Who would direct it? Writers? Cast?

Yeah 8)

Director: Scorsese
Writer: Tarantino

Plot: Spy movie.

I'd leave the rest up to them, but would insist that Christopher Walken, Dan Aykroyd, Frances McDormand, Christina Ricci, Anjelica Huston and Robert DeNiro (playing basically the exact same character as he did in the king of comedy) be in it somehow.

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 11:20 pm
by BonerJams04
i just want gaspar noe to make something that he didnt write

because hes a good director, but the plots are close to nonexistent

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 11:22 pm
by Harkat
Director: David Fincher
Writer: Duncan Jones

Plot: Dystopian Sci-Fi...with a scene set in a loud club somehow

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 11:24 pm
by Harkat
Romantic Comedy starring Zomboy and Zomby...Actress as Zomby's bro for the second act when a misunderstanding drives them apart.

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 11:30 pm
by Shum
Harkat go and do your schoolwork young man.

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 11:33 pm
by karmacazee
Harkat wrote:Director: David Fincher
Writer: Duncan Jones

Plot: Dystopian Sci-Fi...with a scene set in a loud club somehow
I'd watch that

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 11:42 pm
by Static D0gma
I would want to resurrect Stanley Kubrick and get him to direct a movie based on Metro 2033 Dmitry Glukhovsky.

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 11:54 pm
by Mason
dunno any directors but mine would be about a novice dj following hios dreams and makes it to

NO 1 EDM DJ

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 12:03 am
by karmacazee
Mason wrote:dunno any directors but mine would be about a novice dj following hios dreams and makes it to

NO 1 EDM DJ
Clearly, you would need this man as your lead role:

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Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 12:12 am
by Mason
hahaha yes perfect

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 12:16 am
by Shum
Another good film adaption of Umberto Eco's fiction:

- Baudolino with Guillermo del Toro at the helm. Could go pretty crazy score/soundtrack wise indeed it presents the chance to break plenty of conventions period wise.
- The Prague Cemetery with Roman Polanski directing. Would like a modern soundtrack but one would be obliged to choose music from the period of the novels setting (19th century Europe).
- Foucalt's Pendulum. This would be difficult to adapt well for film, but it would be my choice. I wouldn't have a clue who to choose for production roles either.

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 12:25 am
by karmacazee
Yes! Of course! I didn't even think of the soundtrack! How fucking ironic.

:corntard:

I would have to resurrect Scott Bradley. Most underrated musical genius ever.



Edit: And this guy too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWt060TrBys

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 12:40 am
by Shum
Danny Dyer, a recent emigrant to Miami (or LA) gets done over by his employer and in desperation secures work as a barman/bouncer at a hot club. With little prospect of returning to his former career and inspired by the joy that the DJs at his current place of work inspire he makes a bold career move. Armed only with his laptop, a $50 controller and a few gig of tunes he illegally downloaded Danny sets out to take the EDM world on. Add conflicts with the DJs that inspired him, a hot American girlfriend, and a spot at the Winter Music Conference (or Coachella/Electricwhatever it is on the West Coast) and your set.

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 12:41 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
:lol: holy shit.

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 12:55 am
by karmacazee
Shum wrote:Danny Dyer, a recent emigrant to Miami (or LA) gets done over by his employer and in desperation secures work as a barman/bouncer at a hot club. With little prospect of returning to his former career and inspired by the joy that the DJs at his current place of work inspire he makes a bold career move. Armed only with his laptop, a $50 controller and a few gig of tunes he illegally downloaded Danny sets out to take the EDM world on. Add conflicts with the DJs that inspired him, a hot American girlfriend, and a spot at the Winter Music Conference (or Coachella/Electricwhatever it is on the West Coast) and your set.
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Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 1:02 am
by Shum
The climax: Just as Danny is about to play to a crowd of 20000 screaming Americans teens, all mildly gurning and shuffling away in anticipation at the WMC, Paul Oakenfold stops him and says "Do it for Eng-UGH-land m8!"

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 4:51 am
by Terpit
Lots of tits

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 4:55 am
by incnic
ur mom a dude and a pizza parlour
everybody loves pizza
a frat dubstep film
with a twist

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 4:59 am
by kidshuffle
my ideal movie has already been made:



not an ironic post btw. a western blaxploitation starring, written and co-produced by fred williamson AND directed by jack arnold? shieeeeeeeeet

Re: Your Ideal Movie

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 5:39 am
by __________
I'm not sure but it'd have a cameo from Crazy D, he'd just pop up in a scene somewhere like the "whoopeee" guy from Mortal Kombat except he'd say "yeah-oh" then disappear again.