If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:16 pm
by wub
What would you say when you first step foot on the red planet (as in, "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind")?
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:20 pm
by exfox
"put a donk on it"
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:25 pm
by Laszlo
Prolly just kick a few rhymes so The Sun could have the headline "Mars Bars".
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:29 pm
by Blenky
Fucking sat-nav I was meant to be going slough
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:32 pm
by magma
Laszlo wrote:Prolly just kick a few rhymes so The Sun could have the headline "Mars Bars".
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:34 pm
by kidshuffle
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:36 pm
by DiegoSapiens
finally alone
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:37 pm
by EliteLennon117
After a long day of work. I like to go home to the lake, kick back and have a cold bud light with the dog. Please drink responsibly.
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:39 pm
by wub
kidshuffle wrote:
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:41 pm
by magma
"Can I come home yet, Capcom? It's looks like Arizona here, but it's freezing cold and I didn't see a single McDonalds on my descent. This fucking SUCKS, humanity. Don't follow me out here. At least that pussy Armstrong could see home from the Moon; I'm just depressed, scared and alone on a world that seems entirely indifferent to my existence. I left my wife for this. FML."
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:33 pm
by nousd
Wish I'd brought aspacesuit urgh.
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:34 pm
by herbs
"where's the Bar? LOLOL"
damn you Laszlo for a better pun
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:38 pm
by ctee
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:39 pm
by Laszlo
lol had to do my best in Badger's stead.
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:43 pm
by HamCrescendo
I'd be like, 'ROY? ROY! sort that light out, shadows dont look natural - oh shit, we're on air?'
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:50 pm
by murky21
Laszlo wrote:Prolly just kick a few rhymes so The Sun could have the headline "Mars Bars".
/thread
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:51 pm
by Forum
oi oi, what's this then?
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:17 pm
by DiegoSapiens
sd5 wrote:Wish I'd brought aspacesuit urgh.
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:38 pm
by nousd
please don't encourage that personality dago
he thinks he's so fuckin' funny
now me, being one of the sensible ones, I'd say:
Thanks to all the people that got me here & I vow, on behalf of all cognisant earthlings, to treat Mars with all the respect & care we are only just learning to afford our home planet.
Re: If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:40 pm
by leeany
''One time for your mothafuckin' mind
This goes out to everybody in New York
That's living the real fucking life and every projects, all over
To my man, Big Will he's still here
The 40 side of Vernon, my man Big L.E.S
Big Cee-Lo from the Don, Shawn Penn, the 40 busters
My crew the shorty busters, the 41st side of Vernon posse
The Goodfellas, my man Cormega, Lakey the Kid
Can't forget Drawers, the Hillbillies
My man Slate, Wallethead, Black Jay, Big Oogi
Crazy barrio spot, Big Dove, we rock shit, Ph.D
And my man Primo, from Gang Starr
'94 real shit y'all, Harry O, fuck y'all crab-ass ****** though''
