"Deep house and deeper V-necks" - Article

[bennyfroobs]

http://breaksmag.com/issue-4/deep-house ... r-v-necks/

funny article on the influx of plebby roid bros

[kaili]

plebby roid bros

the correct term is 'chinowankers'
good read

[jrkhnds]

there is some class Gabba tho!
up for this.

[skimpi]

lol, i fucking hate all these stnuc

[bennyfroobs]

+1

absolute meat heads


either im gettign older or roidy meathead gymbros are gettign younger, there was loads of stacked 16-19 year olds last time i went to a club

it was cringe

[skimpi]

i remember bein at fabric, yeah I know, but it was Blawan and marcel dettmann playing, and there were bare topless hench(ish) guys that i can only describe as chavs lol

its like I can understand them knowing of fabric and shit, but turning up and then staying in the hard techno room lol wtf

[bennyfroobs]

theyre invading

@ this small 8k person hippie kinda festival i go to, 3 years ago in the dance tent it was pretty much just techno/house, psytrance, dnb and jungle, and full o hippies
and this year it was all shit bro house, trap, awful dubstep and full of little gurning chav rats who all looked extremely pissed off to be there

tbh i think they just like anything with doof doof doof so they can get off their welt and fist pump to

awful

[Be-1ne]

it is weird. Back when i was a lad. you had underground clubs and what we called "kev clubs", playing chart hits. In Brum their is pretty much no Kev clubs anymore and most of the, what would have been more underground nights, are meat markets. all i can say is im glad im old and got to go clubbing when it was decent and i could go get smashed without worrying about dave the rave nausing me out.

[wub]

But there’s no point railing against the tech-house TOWIEs, whose DC10 nostalgia inspires them to whip off their vests and flex at the opening strains of “Hungry For Power” (the Jamie Jones remix, natch)

DC10 doesn't let you go shirtless, just saying.

[wub]

And they’d go to clubs called Miss Moneypenny’s, or Angel Vibez, and snort coke off each other while the Trophy Twins played the same six tracks all night

Ahhh, Trophy Twins. Was only thinking what happened to them the other day. Haven't seen much since they had that photoshoot for Mixmag where they were guring their tits off in half the pictures. Same with Hatty Lovehearts, come to think of it. The disappearance, not the gurning.

2002/2004 was a good time for Funky House, probably down to it being the sound de jour for the second/third room of the hard house clubs that were massive at the time.

TommyFourSeven used to play in those sort of rooms as well, dropping tracks like Dave McCullen - Bitch to people passed out in room three of Frantic @ SEOne. Now he makes Berlin techno, go figure.

[Harkat]

I went to a "bass!" night the other week, which had shit like "SEE YOU UNDERGROUND" etc on the flyer, it was a bit shit.

This pair of DJs played Evol Intent style ultra hard DNB and Rottun style dubstep all night, about 3 people on the dancefloor at once. My friend left early so I was standing there skaning halfheartedly and buying expensive beer until I was piss drunk and tried to physically carry this chick I was dan cing with, fuck she must have been 35-40 y/o and smelled like an ashtray (I'm I8 BTW) but failed miserably and fell down with her on top off me.

[Shane Says]

Where I'm at its tough to find a good night with a decent DJ and a decent crowd. It's usually you only get one or the other. The best events I've been to locally either illegal loft parties which don't run for more than a few attempts or it results in having to travel far away. I wish I had more time to put together a night. Ah to be young again...

[alphacat]

Dance music is no longer underground, no longer different. It’s like the mid-90s all over again, only with sing-a-long deep house filling the main floor at Oceana in place of endless spinbacks of “Firestarter”.

[kaili]

tbh if you guys think chinowankers and meatheads are bad in the uk, you should try clubbing over here in ibiza
coked up steroid #lads everywhere

[topmo3]

so are we mad about fist-pumping bros or ministry of sound "sound of deep house" because nothing wrong with a bit of hot natured or bash more

[Johnlenham]

Im just reading it now, the guy sounds like a miserable neck beard but its cracking me up. Bit sad the hungry for the power remix seems to be the go to pisstake of this "tribe" of people as when it came out it was a tune.

[Harkat]

Id be up for a gabba rave

[pete_bubonic]

the guy sounds like a miserable neck beard

this is pretty much the only thing I got out of the article.

OMG, people who don't look like me, like something i used to think was cool, but they like it in a different way and that's not cool.

[wub]

BRB doing a mix of house music to take drugs too
BRB oh wait that's all of it

[wubstep]

The writer of the article and his trve deep house army are a lot easier to hate than those he's hating on.

Gabber > all else.