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find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:02 pm
by ultraspatial
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:10 pm
by m8son666
Yes, you are a reptilian.
Or have reptilian-compatible bloodlines or whatever.
wow, who would of known
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:25 pm
by ultraspatial
m8son wrote:Yes, you are a reptilian.
Or have reptilian-compatible bloodlines or whatever.
wow, who would of known
#dearcongress
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:01 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
No, you are a God among men.
Figures.
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:12 pm
by SCope13
"unexplained scars on body"
tbf this isnt out of the ordinary on the weekends. where do i meet more of my reptilian kin?
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:13 pm
by Forum
SCope13 wrote:"unexplained scars on body"
tbf this isnt out of the ordinary on the weekends. where do i meet more of my reptilian kin?
At the car wash ♫
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:16 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
southstar wrote:SCope13 wrote:"unexplained scars on body"
tbf this isnt out of the ordinary on the weekends. where do i meet more of my reptilian kin?
At the car wash ♫
or AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR ♫
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:34 pm
by particle-jim
well shit, apparently I'm a reptilian... I have blue eyes, good sight/hearing, compassion and "ufo connections" (I've seen weird shit in the sky on 2 separate occasions)
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:40 pm
by kidshuffle
We all have reptilian in us
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:41 pm
by alphacat
I'm like tyrannofuckingsaurus rextilian, yo.

Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:42 pm
by kidshuffle
Pedro Sánchez wrote:southstar wrote:SCope13 wrote:"unexplained scars on body"
tbf this isnt out of the ordinary on the weekends. where do i meet more of my reptilian kin?
At the car wash ♫
or AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR ♫
Only on sunday, sunday, sunday!
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:42 pm
by alphacat
kidshuffle wrote:We all have reptilian in us
You saying you f*ck snakes dude?
Reminds me of a nasty 70's Dutch bestiality porn I saw on acid once, a lonnnng time ago. [cringe]
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:56 pm
by kidshuffle
I was born in the year of the snake, so its more like ive made people fuck snakes

Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:31 pm
by Genevieve
alphacat wrote:70's Dutch bestiality porn I saw
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:45 pm
by ultraspatial
kidshuffle wrote:We all have reptilian in us
somebody make a secret ninjas what do you
really look like thread
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:50 pm
by Genevieve
ultraspatial wrote:kidshuffle wrote:We all have reptilian in us
somebody make a secret ninjas what do you
really look like thread
I don't think I've ever seen you joke before on these forums, wow. Ultraspatial, r u o k?
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:52 pm
by alphacat
Genevieve wrote:alphacat wrote:70's Dutch bestiality porn I saw
I should rephrase that:
One time when younger, my plans for a psychedelic evening at a party went awry (when it turned out said party was being thrown by actual nâzis) so I went to a pal's apt. to chill out and maybe just crash for the night. But he wasn't home: his weird roommate, a Tower Video employee (for older Americans that should ring warning bells) was home and once he found out what kind of state I was in invited me in with an evil grin.
I saw things nobody should ever see.

Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:56 pm
by Genevieve
alphacat wrote:Genevieve wrote:alphacat wrote:70's Dutch bestiality porn I saw
I should rephrase that:
U don't say m8. U don't say.
alphacat wrote:One time when younger, my plans for a psychedelic evening at a party went awry (when it turned out said party was being thrown by actual nâzis) so I went to a pal's apt. to chill out and maybe just crash for the night. But he wasn't home: his weird roommate, a Tower Video employee (for older Americans that should ring warning bells) was home and once he found out what kind of state I was in invited me in with an evil grin.
I saw things nobody should ever see.

You must have some really fucking awful acid flashbacks.
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:06 pm
by alphacat
Never had a flashback - or a bad trip - in my life, knock on wood.
But it sometimes takes an awful lot to faze me about some tings.
Re: find out if you're a reptilian
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 10:15 pm
by Dub_freak
Straight reptilian.