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find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:02 pm
by ultraspatial

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:10 pm
by m8son666
Yes, you are a reptilian.
Or have reptilian-compatible bloodlines or whatever.
wow, who would of known

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:25 pm
by ultraspatial
m8son wrote:
Yes, you are a reptilian.
Or have reptilian-compatible bloodlines or whatever.
wow, who would of known
#dearcongress

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:01 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
No, you are a God among men.
Figures.

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:12 pm
by SCope13
"unexplained scars on body"

tbf this isnt out of the ordinary on the weekends. where do i meet more of my reptilian kin?

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:13 pm
by Forum
SCope13 wrote:"unexplained scars on body"

tbf this isnt out of the ordinary on the weekends. where do i meet more of my reptilian kin?
At the car wash ♫

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:16 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
southstar wrote:
SCope13 wrote:"unexplained scars on body"

tbf this isnt out of the ordinary on the weekends. where do i meet more of my reptilian kin?
At the car wash ♫
or AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR ♫

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:34 pm
by particle-jim
well shit, apparently I'm a reptilian... I have blue eyes, good sight/hearing, compassion and "ufo connections" (I've seen weird shit in the sky on 2 separate occasions)

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:40 pm
by kidshuffle
We all have reptilian in us

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:41 pm
by alphacat
Image

I'm like tyrannofuckingsaurus rextilian, yo. :4:

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:42 pm
by kidshuffle
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
southstar wrote:
SCope13 wrote:"unexplained scars on body"

tbf this isnt out of the ordinary on the weekends. where do i meet more of my reptilian kin?
At the car wash ♫
or AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR ♫
Only on sunday, sunday, sunday!

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:42 pm
by alphacat
kidshuffle wrote:We all have reptilian in us
You saying you f*ck snakes dude?

:P

Reminds me of a nasty 70's Dutch bestiality porn I saw on acid once, a lonnnng time ago. [cringe]

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:56 pm
by kidshuffle
I was born in the year of the snake, so its more like ive made people fuck snakes 8)

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:31 pm
by Genevieve
alphacat wrote:70's Dutch bestiality porn I saw

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:45 pm
by ultraspatial
kidshuffle wrote:We all have reptilian in us
somebody make a secret ninjas what do you really look like thread

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:50 pm
by Genevieve
ultraspatial wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:We all have reptilian in us
somebody make a secret ninjas what do you really look like thread
I don't think I've ever seen you joke before on these forums, wow. Ultraspatial, r u o k?

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:52 pm
by alphacat
Genevieve wrote:
alphacat wrote:70's Dutch bestiality porn I saw
I should rephrase that:

One time when younger, my plans for a psychedelic evening at a party went awry (when it turned out said party was being thrown by actual nâzis) so I went to a pal's apt. to chill out and maybe just crash for the night. But he wasn't home: his weird roommate, a Tower Video employee (for older Americans that should ring warning bells) was home and once he found out what kind of state I was in invited me in with an evil grin.

I saw things nobody should ever see. :|

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:56 pm
by Genevieve
alphacat wrote:
Genevieve wrote:
alphacat wrote:70's Dutch bestiality porn I saw
I should rephrase that:
U don't say m8. U don't say.
alphacat wrote:One time when younger, my plans for a psychedelic evening at a party went awry (when it turned out said party was being thrown by actual nâzis) so I went to a pal's apt. to chill out and maybe just crash for the night. But he wasn't home: his weird roommate, a Tower Video employee (for older Americans that should ring warning bells) was home and once he found out what kind of state I was in invited me in with an evil grin.

I saw things nobody should ever see. :|
You must have some really fucking awful acid flashbacks.

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:06 pm
by alphacat
Never had a flashback - or a bad trip - in my life, knock on wood.

But it sometimes takes an awful lot to faze me about some tings.

Re: find out if you're a reptilian

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 10:15 pm
by Dub_freak
Straight reptilian.