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got my lil cousin coming over tomorrow

he's only 11, but hes just called me a tosser on fb for no reason

if he starts acting up IRL u reckon im within my rights to swing for him?

No.

hes from the lower class part of my family tho

i think his parents rent

so im afraid he thinks im a posh wanker and is trying to act up

surely he needs to know now that im the boss before he meets other hooligans and they come after me?

This isnt for real right?

I hope you dont breed

ye id giv him a slap

Cut off one of his fingers if he gives you any shit. Just one knuckle off his non dominant hand. He'll learn.

Tell his parents it was a blender related accident.

yeah not batter him but just show him that im in charge

bit far wub

i think just light hits and verbally tell him hes poor and his mom cant afford shit

just lower his confidence mainly

Show him how to blend so that he grows up to be a honest man.

Let him experiment with other girls of his age. He will thank you for that later.

^ what wub said imho

could try circumsising him to show him who's in charge. or treat him like a dog and give him the master's bone if he keeps acting like a bitch.

You shouldn't hit kids.



You can, however, assert your dominance with a playful rear naked choke/wrist lock/piledriver.

Double underhook facebuster

yeah i think im gonna try a couple things

was reading up on neglect which sounds like a good option, very little work

Laszlo wrote:You shouldn't hit kids.



You can, however, assert your dominance with a playful rear naked choke/wrist lock/piledriver.

yeah but kids are twats nowadays

i drove my dads lawnmower into his shed and he hit me

ive never since drove his lawnmower into his shed

surely that proves it works?

Yeah cuff the likkle rat.

Agent 47 wrote:

Laszlo wrote:You shouldn't hit kids.



You can, however, assert your dominance with a playful rear naked choke/wrist lock/piledriver.

yeah but kids are twats nowadays

i drove my dads lawnmower into his shed and he hit me

ive never since drove his lawnmower into his shed

surely that proves it works?

Yeah, i'm just saying, what with social services these days it's best not to leave bruises for them to take photos of and show in court.

oh yeh nice one

never thought of that

this is gettin kinda dark now

put a phonebook on his knees and whack it with a hammer, leaves no bruises but cains

Agent 47 wrote: i think his parents rent

loooool big up yourself agent. First time Ive actually creased out loud reading something on dsf for a while