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Nigerian Pastor Tries a Jesus
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:32 am
by Jizz
He tries to walk on water like Jesus, then drowns in front of His congregation
http://www.reportghananews.com/nigerian ... gregation/
Re: Nigerian Pastor Tries a Jesus
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:14 am
by alphacat
Re: Nigerian Pastor Tries a Jesus
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:35 am
by dickman69
Is it pulling a jesus if you get drunk at a wedding
Or pissed off at a bank
Bc ive done both of those
Re: Nigerian Pastor Tries a Jesus
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:21 am
by nowaysj
The danger of failing to recognize a metaphor.
Re: Nigerian Pastor Tries a Jesus
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:22 am
by titchbit
Can i does a jesus too?
Re: Nigerian Pastor Tries a Jesus
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:27 am
by Terpit
lol
Re: Nigerian Pastor Tries a Jesus
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:48 am
by Electric_Head
This is a fake.
Been doing the rounds since '06.
Re: Nigerian Pastor Tries a Jesus
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:05 am
by nowaysj
There is an irony in that, no? Maybe he really did do a Jesus.
Re: Nigerian Pastor Tries a Jesus
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:09 pm
by titchbit
ERRYBODY DO DA JESUS
Re: Nigerian Pastor Tries a Jesus
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:22 am
by AxeD
nowaysj wrote:There is an irony in that, no? Maybe he really did do a Jesus.
Is that a Jesus burn? Because burning Jesus is blasphemy.
Can you imagine if you are on fire and you want to run into a lake, but simply can't..
Re: Nigerian Pastor Tries a Jesus
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:23 am
by nowaysj
Oh, you can run into a lake.
The lake of FIRE!
Re: Nigerian Pastor Tries a Jesus
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:45 am
by wolf89
dubunked wrote:ERRYBODY DO DA JESUS
Tanz den Jesus Christus,
Beweg deinen Hintern,
Und wackel mit den Hften,
Klatsch in die Hnde,
Und tanz den Jesus Christus
