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Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:43 pm
by Terpit
Give me good things to say

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:45 pm
by Forum
What colour boxers are you wearing?

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:46 pm
by wub
Had fun down Chariots, we should do it again xx

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:46 pm
by magma
Bottom or Top?

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:47 pm
by wub
Be the postman to my letterbox


I'm a power bottom

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:48 pm
by wub
Image

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:50 pm
by magma
wub wrote:I'm a power bottom
I heard that phrase the other week and was too embarrassed to ask what it meant.

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:50 pm
by wub
magma wrote:
wub wrote:I'm a power bottom
I heard that phrase the other week and was too embarrassed to ask what it meant.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... r%20bottom

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:52 pm
by Forum
People are you down for this?
Can you feel the rhythm?
Something for you and me.

People say this ain't right,
I should find another place
where I can dance all night.
So I decided to find a world
the tune can play like this.

I'll always remember this niiiiight. ♫

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:52 pm
by wub
Did I say two fingers? Better make it three...

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:52 pm
by magma
wub wrote:
magma wrote:
wub wrote:I'm a power bottom
I heard that phrase the other week and was too embarrassed to ask what it meant.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... r%20bottom
I think I'll click on that link after work.

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:55 pm
by wub
magma wrote:
wub wrote:
magma wrote:
wub wrote:I'm a power bottom
I heard that phrase the other week and was too embarrassed to ask what it meant.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... r%20bottom
I think I'll click on that link after work.
When you're alone and don't have to suppress any urges?

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:57 pm
by magma
wub wrote:
magma wrote:
wub wrote:
magma wrote:
wub wrote:I'm a power bottom
I heard that phrase the other week and was too embarrassed to ask what it meant.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... r%20bottom
I think I'll click on that link after work.
When you're alone and don't have to suppress any urges?
Relieving the tension in the work toilets just doesn't cut it these days.

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:58 pm
by wub
magma wrote:Relieving the tension in the work toilets just doesn't cut it these days.
Okay sweetie, have left it on your Facebook wall for when you've got some alone time xx

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:04 pm
by magma
Well, that at least makes the decision on whether to accept my girlfriend's Dad's friend request a bit easier. The Internet would be a minefield without you, Wub...

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:06 pm
by wub
No family. No workmates. Full privacy locks so you can't be viewed by anyone not on your friends list, and can't be tagged in posts/photos or have stuff posted on your wall without giving your approval first.


Surprised more people don't have that setup TBH.

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:07 pm
by PinUp
"Wanna come to the dick-e-mart and see the erection selection?"

With your location you're best off avoiding all mention of your pork sword/sausage

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:08 pm
by wub
PinUp wrote:"wanna come to the dick-e-mart and see the erection selection?"
Thank you, cum again.

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:08 pm
by m8son666
why anyone would have a family member on facebook i will never know, my m8 used to get tagged in photos with a joint in his hand most weeks and his mum would bollock him for every one lol.

Re: Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:13 pm
by magma
wub wrote:No family. No workmates.
Absolutely. The only family I have on there are my brothers and they're pretty fucking difficult to shock.

Workmates can fuck right off.

The GF's Dad is the first in a while that I've had to decline... what sort of bastard tries to add his daughter's boyfriend? :u: