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Posted: **Sat Jan 18, 2014 1:46 pm**

a bit tldr but quite interesting
http://www.salon.com/2014/01/04/this_is ... of_belief/

Posted: **Sat Jan 18, 2014 2:08 pm**

a little excerpt

20 or so churches that claim to have Christ’s original foreskin in their possession. (According to Jewish tradition, he was circumcised at the age of eight days.) Some theologians have argued that Christ’s foreskin was restored on his ascension to heaven. However, according to the 17th-century theologian Leo Allatius, the Holy Prepuce ascended to heaven separately, forming the ring around Saturn.

Posted: **Sat Jan 18, 2014 2:13 pm**

the Holy Prepuce ascended to heaven separately, forming the ring around Saturn.

people believe this?

Posted: **Sat Jan 18, 2014 2:16 pm**

skins345669 wrote:
the Holy Prepuce ascended to heaven separately, forming the ring around Saturn.
people believe this?

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/arch ... y_foreskin

Posted: **Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:53 pm**

ultraspatial wrote:a little excerpt
20 or so churches that claim to have Christ’s original foreskin in their possession. (According to Jewish tradition, he was circumcised at the age of eight days.) Some theologians have argued that Christ’s foreskin was restored on his ascension to heaven. However, according to the 17th-century theologian Leo Allatius, the Holy Prepuce ascended to heaven separately, forming the ring around Saturn.

his foreskin must be pretty dry right now, I bet the pope's wearing it like a ring.

Posted: **Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:28 pm**

I ascended into Heaven once. Mala was on decks.

Would do it again

Posted: **Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:53 pm**

dubunked wrote:I ascended into Heaven once. Mala was on decks.

Would do it again

I've been to Heaven a few times. Saw Scuba in room three or four so it must've been a while back..
Great venue.

Posted: **Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:55 pm**

Y'all need to check yo'selvz. Baby jesus murked a dude.

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