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Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:09 pm
by wub
Agent needs more drugs
But his account lacks the funds
He calls up Wonga
Bright Maroon speaks
No one understands what she
Is talking about
GWA explains his choice
For Matthew McConaughey
Greatest actor in the world
How long can this go
Before someone reports it
And it gets locked?
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:16 pm
by rockonin
wub wrote:Agent needs more drugs
But his account lacks the funds
He calls up Wonga
Bright Maroon speaks
No one understands what she
Is talking about
GWA explains his choice
For Matthew McConaughey
Greatest actor in the world
How long can this go
Before someone reports it
And it gets locked?
Fake
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:16 pm
by magma
wub wrote:
Bright Maroon speaks
No one understands what she
Is talking about
It's almost appropriate that you fucked up on this one.
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:20 pm
by wub
rockonin wrote:Fake
Rockonin is not,
Impressed with my efforts
Why try and join in?
magma wrote:wub wrote:
Bright Maroon speaks
No one understands what she
Is talking about
It's almost appropriate that you fucked up on this one.
Now you mention it
And I can see my mistake
I only say 'arse'
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:21 pm
by NilsFG
magma wrote:wub wrote:
Bright Maroon speaks
No one understands what she
Is talking about
It's almost appropriate that you fucked up on this one.
Replace bright maroon with lovely divot and it's fixed.
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:22 pm
by wub
NilsFG wrote:magma wrote:wub wrote:
Bright Maroon speaks
No one understands what she
Is talking about
It's almost appropriate that you fucked up on this one.
Replace bright maroon with lovely divot and it's fixed.
I thought about that
But to delete my mistakes
Would count as cheating
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:23 pm
by magma
Jaydot starts a thread
Every ninja clowns him
Another classic
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:25 pm
by ezza
magma and robot
carpet all tidy n shit
allergies have gone
my first ever haiku
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:26 pm
by wub
Agent 47 wrote:magma and robot
carpet all tidy n shit
allergies have gone
my first ever haiku
That's not fucking bad
There may be hope for you yet
And your blender too
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:37 pm
by dickman69
wub wrote:NilsFG wrote:magma wrote:wub wrote:
Bright Maroon speaks
No one understands what she
Is talking about
It's almost appropriate that you fucked up on this one.
Replace bright maroon with lovely divot and it's fixed.
I thought about that
But to delete my mistakes
Would count as cheating
And why, Wub, is that?
It wouldnt be the first time
You shameless failure
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:39 pm
by NilsFG
"yer all fokken stnuc
ill hook u all ye nobheads
i swear on me mum"
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:42 pm
by wub
rayman612 wrote:And why, Wub, is that?
It wouldnt be the first time
You shameless failure
Why? I have honour
And stand by my convictions
(Liverpool are shit)
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:42 pm
by ezza
smoking the finest
jeez mans on road mans on road
smoking the finest
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:47 pm
by Harkat
dun kno I will merk
any ninja in the competition
of rap battleing
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:49 pm
by Forum
I believe haiku are supposed to have a set number of syllables per line (or Japanese equivalent)?
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:37 am
by nowaysj
NilsFG wrote:"yer all fokken stnuc
ill hook u all ye nobheads
i swear on me mum"
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:52 pm
by Genevieve
This is DSF
We don't listen to dubstep
Strictly one thirty
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:56 pm
by magma
Libertarian
Just do what the fuck you want
It will all be fine
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:00 pm
by Genevieve
Innacurate much?
Don't color me surprised here
Gotta pee now though
Re: Ninja Haiku
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:04 pm
by magma
Ideology
Difficult to pin down in
Syllable limit
