Fake genres thread

[Harkat]

Make up fake genres. Bonus points if you produce a beat as an example of your fake genre. The stupider the better.

Trancehall - Dancehall made in protest to homophobic jamaican culture. It's dancehall except "battyman" is used in a positive context and the airhorn samples are pitched up and down to create fabulous euphoric breakdowns. Probably not very good music tbh.

[Liam92]

srebme breaks

[wub]

Trancehall

https://soundcloud.com/tags/Trancehall

[Harkat]

nah still a fake genre to me

[garethom]

Post-al Service - Tunes around 190bpm, made from samples sound of post landing on your floor.

Bagger Vance-hall - Dancehall made primarily with samples from the film Bagger Vance.

Cage-step - Beats at 140 made of samples from 4'33" by John Cage.

[wub]

Cage-step - Beats at 140 made of samples from 4'33" by John Cage.

https://soundcloud.com/tags/Cagestep

[Harkat]

Soundcloud tags dont count as genres

[wub]

Soundcloud tags dont count as genres

This is a fake genre thread though, so something that doesn't count as a genre would be a fake genre and therefore count in the context of this thread.

[Forum]

Trip to trapton

[wub]

LadCore - 150bpm wonky 4/4 beats interspersed with samples from the mid 90s series' "Men Behaving Badly" and "Game On". Artwork taken from early issues of Loaded magazine.

[particle-jim]

Skwuuuuke - mad skweee/juke crossbreed
Hardgore - 90s hardcore rave meets cannibal corpse

[Forum]

Skibadeestep

[BonerJams04]

swingcore - its like that old swing music but they scream all hardcore instead of crooning

[garethom]

LadCore - 150bpm wonky 4/4 beats interspersed with samples from the mid 90s series' "Men Behaving Badly" and "Game On". Artwork taken from early issues of Loaded magazine.

https://soundcloud.com/tags/ladcore

[wub]

LadCore - 150bpm wonky 4/4 beats interspersed with samples from the mid 90s series' "Men Behaving Badly" and "Game On". Artwork taken from early issues of Loaded magazine.

https://soundcloud.com/tags/ladcore

Soundcloud

That's fucking atrocious

[Forum]

Get your traps out for the lads. That tune is a bangor

[garethom]

Speed Speed-Garage: 4x4 garage at 19,600 BPM.

[NilsFG]

I was going to say post trapstep but https://soundcloud.com/tags/post-trapstep

[garethom]

Skweed - Skwee made by hyper-intelligent squid whose brains have been interfaced with FL Studio.

[garethom]

Future Gay-rage: Vocalists use growls and screams to fight injustices faced by homosexuals, over atmospheric pads and 2-step drums heavily laced with reverb and woodblocks