ever found anybody brown bread??

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:45 pm

there was an old man who was my neighbour.
i check in on him one day,and he was breaded

the look on his boat was

lucky his mince pies were closed

its strange...such a eiry quiet where he.
sadly he breaded on his ones,with no trouble and strife

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:46 pm

why the fuck are you now talking in cockney rhyming slang you obnoxious little prick

perkalerk215 · Post by **perkalerk215** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:47 pm

im really confused. what is that supposed to mean!? is that even in english!?

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:48 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:why the fuck are you now talking in cockney rhyming slang you obnoxious little prick

it makes it less horrible

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:49 pm

no it doesn't it makes it sound like a shit poem made up by some 12 turboposting twat

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:50 pm

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:51 pm

Yeah i found my Gran at Christmas it was harsh,one of those images i can never get out of my head.Thanks for reminding me.

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:52 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Yeah i found my Gran at Christmas it was harsh,one of those images i can never get out of my head.Thanks for reminding me.

aww

sorry m8-t

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:52 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Yeah i found my Gran at Christmas it was harsh,one of those images i can never get out of my head.Thanks for reminding me.

same with me and my Grandad

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:55 pm

feasible_weasel wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Yeah i found my Gran at Christmas it was harsh,one of those images i can never get out of my head.Thanks for reminding me.
aww sorry m8-t

No worries

@ Forensix i suppose somebody in the family was always gonna have this unfortunate experience.Its just a bizarre shock as you never expect it to happen.I remember standing there feeling very confused.

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:57 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote: @ Forensix i suppose somebody in the family was always gonna have this unfortunate experience.Its just a bizarre shock as you never expect it to happen.I remember standing there feeling very confused.

well he was in a hospice so it was kind of expected but i didn't expect him to pass just seconds before i walked into the room i was still frozen and utterly confused

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:14 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
feasible_weasel wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Yeah i found my Gran at Christmas it was harsh,one of those images i can never get out of my head.Thanks for reminding me.
aww sorry m8-t
No worries

@ Forensix i suppose somebody in the family was always gonna have this unfortunate experience.Its just a bizarre shock as you never expect it to happen.I remember standing there feeling very confused.

i used to chat to this guy all the time,my grandads was easier,well kind easier as he died gradually.

dj slums · Post by **dj slums** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:27 pm

jeez thats well ruff.

unfortunate chaps eh.

hera · Post by **hera** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:31 pm

does this man not have a name?

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:01 pm

my parents' neighbour died in the shower one day and his mate came banging on the door in a right old state asking for help. walked in to find the geezer lying in a really awkward position under the still running shower, bright purple from the ribs up. he was 45ish and had a heart attack

its the eyes that fuck me up

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:04 pm

hera wrote:does this man not have a name?

james

SHAFEY · Post by **SHAFEY** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:00 am

In a taxi going from Khao San Road in Bangkok to the airport on my j's, the car stopped at some traffic lights where some dude had just been shot dead.

Then in July a lorry smashed into a milk float outside my house at half 4 in the morning. I was first on the scene to find the milkman crumpled in the road and then watched him die for 10 minutes.

Nice.

rojparody · Post by **rojparody** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:54 am

I used to work night shifts at a call centre, and went out for food about 7pm one night. Walking on main road, saw a guy slip on pavement, fall into the road, head first in front of a 40-foot truck...

First and only time (so far) I've seen someone die, but I'll never, ever, forget that image...

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:33 am

RojParody wrote:I used to work night shifts at a call centre, and went out for food about 7pm one night. Walking on main road, saw a guy slip on pavement, fall into the road, head first in front of a 40-foot truck...

First and only time (so far) I've seen someone die, but I'll never, ever, forget that image...

Shit I've always had a phobia or something about this happening to me. A little slip on an everyday walk and....shit.

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:51 am

ikeaboy wrote:
RojParody wrote:I used to work night shifts at a call centre, and went out for food about 7pm one night. Walking on main road, saw a guy slip on pavement, fall into the road, head first in front of a 40-foot truck...

First and only time (so far) I've seen someone die, but I'll never, ever, forget that image...
Shit I've always had a phobia or something about this happening to me. A little slip on an everyday walk and....shit.

damn

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