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ever found anybody brown bread??
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:45 pm
by feasible_weasel
there was an old man who was my neighbour.
i check in on him one day,and he was breaded
the look on his boat was
lucky his mince pies were closed
its strange...such a eiry quiet where he.
sadly he breaded on his ones,with no trouble and strife
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:46 pm
by forensix (mcr)
why the fuck are you now talking in cockney rhyming slang you obnoxious little prick
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:47 pm
by perkalerk215
im really confused. what is that supposed to mean!? is that even in english!?
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:48 pm
by feasible_weasel
forensix (mcr) wrote:why the fuck are you now talking in cockney rhyming slang you obnoxious little prick
it makes it less horrible
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:49 pm
by forensix (mcr)
no it doesn't it makes it sound like a shit poem made up by some 12 turboposting twat
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:50 pm
by spooKs
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:51 pm
by BaronVon
Yeah i found my Gran at Christmas it was harsh,one of those images i can never get out of my head.Thanks for reminding me.
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:52 pm
by feasible_weasel
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Yeah i found my Gran at Christmas it was harsh,one of those images i can never get out of my head.Thanks for reminding me.
aww
sorry m8-t
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:52 pm
by forensix (mcr)
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Yeah i found my Gran at Christmas it was harsh,one of those images i can never get out of my head.Thanks for reminding me.
same with me and my Grandad
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:55 pm
by BaronVon
feasible_weasel wrote:Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Yeah i found my Gran at Christmas it was harsh,one of those images i can never get out of my head.Thanks for reminding me.
aww
sorry m8-t
No worries
@ Forensix i suppose somebody in the family was always gonna have this unfortunate experience.Its just a bizarre shock as you never expect it to happen.I remember standing there feeling very confused.
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:57 pm
by forensix (mcr)
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
@ Forensix i suppose somebody in the family was always gonna have this unfortunate experience.Its just a bizarre shock as you never expect it to happen.I remember standing there feeling very confused.
well he was in a hospice so it was kind of expected but i didn't expect him to pass just seconds before i walked into the room i was still frozen and utterly confused
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:14 pm
by feasible_weasel
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:feasible_weasel wrote:Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Yeah i found my Gran at Christmas it was harsh,one of those images i can never get out of my head.Thanks for reminding me.
aww
sorry m8-t
No worries
@ Forensix i suppose somebody in the family was always gonna have this unfortunate experience.Its just a bizarre shock as you never expect it to happen.I remember standing there feeling very confused.
i used to chat to this guy all the time,my grandads was easier,well kind easier as he died gradually.
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:27 pm
by dj slums
jeez thats well ruff.
unfortunate chaps eh.
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:31 pm
by hera
does this man not have a name?
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:01 pm
by pk-
my parents' neighbour died in the shower one day and his mate came banging on the door in a right old state asking for help. walked in to find the geezer lying in a really awkward position under the still running shower, bright purple from the ribs up. he was 45ish and had a heart attack
its the eyes that fuck me up
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:04 pm
by feasible_weasel
hera wrote:does this man not have a name?
james
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:00 am
by SHAFEY
In a taxi going from Khao San Road in Bangkok to the airport on my j's, the car stopped at some traffic lights where some dude had just been shot dead.
Then in July a lorry smashed into a milk float outside my house at half 4 in the morning. I was first on the scene to find the milkman crumpled in the road and then watched him die for 10 minutes.
Nice.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:54 am
by rojparody
I used to work night shifts at a call centre, and went out for food about 7pm one night. Walking on main road, saw a guy slip on pavement, fall into the road, head first in front of a 40-foot truck...
First and only time (so far) I've seen someone die, but I'll never, ever, forget that image...
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:33 am
by ikeaboy
RojParody wrote:I used to work night shifts at a call centre, and went out for food about 7pm one night. Walking on main road, saw a guy slip on pavement, fall into the road, head first in front of a 40-foot truck...
First and only time (so far) I've seen someone die, but I'll never, ever, forget that image...
Shit I've always had a phobia or something about this happening to me. A little slip on an everyday walk and....shit.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:51 am
by feasible_weasel
ikeaboy wrote:RojParody wrote:I used to work night shifts at a call centre, and went out for food about 7pm one night. Walking on main road, saw a guy slip on pavement, fall into the road, head first in front of a 40-foot truck...
First and only time (so far) I've seen someone die, but I'll never, ever, forget that image...
Shit I've always had a phobia or something about this happening to me. A little slip on an everyday walk and....shit.
damn
