euphemizms
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:57 pm
in my house we call the toilet the "Angry Chair"
Euphemism...
toilet in my house is called the bog, never been too sure why tho.
Page 1 of 2
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:59 pm
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:00 pm
and sometimes we call the toilet the "grumpy pot"
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:01 pm
and then when we have to go #2 we call it "grumping"
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:06 pm
"grumpin" suggests not enjoying having a shit tho...
best parts of the day tbh, can read the paper have a smoke n drink tea without being disturbed. everything else i do is just killing time before i get to bless
best parts of the day tbh, can read the paper have a smoke n drink tea without being disturbed. everything else i do is just killing time before i get to bless
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:15 pm
I get your point there...
the words grumpy and angry are used to describe the sounds coming from whomever is having a sit on the "bog"
the words grumpy and angry are used to describe the sounds coming from whomever is having a sit on the "bog"
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:17 pm
another euphemizm is "Bianca"
great replacement for the word "bitch"
tell your friend Bianca to have a sit on the grumpy pot
great replacement for the word "bitch"
tell your friend Bianca to have a sit on the grumpy pot
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:03 pm
I so want to hear that sentence usedunklefesta wrote:tell your friend Bianca to have a sit on the grumpy pot
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:02 pm
me tooShonky wrote:I so want to hear that sentence usedunklefesta wrote:tell your friend Bianca to have a sit on the grumpy pot
also...
a good euphemizm for "Fuck off" is simply...
"eee-errr"
like when your boss pisses you off and you cant tell them to take the piss...
simply say...
"eee-err"
and hope that they havent read this thread
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:03 pm
eee-err.unklefesta wrote:me tooShonky wrote:I so want to hear that sentence usedunklefesta wrote:tell your friend Bianca to have a sit on the grumpy pot
also...
a goor euphemizm for "Fuck off" is simply...
"eee-errr"
like when your boss pisses you off and you cant tell them to take the piss...
simply say...
"eee-err"
and hope that they havent read this thread
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:52 pm
I was using an english/french online translation to see what "go fuck your mother" was in french.
I got two translations and one was "go shit your mother" which I think might be slightly more offensive and the other was "go kiss your mother" which seemed a bit lame to be honest.
Hardly the Cosa Nostra expletive-fest that I had hoped for. Je ne suis pas le gangster
I got two translations and one was "go shit your mother" which I think might be slightly more offensive and the other was "go kiss your mother" which seemed a bit lame to be honest.
Hardly the Cosa Nostra expletive-fest that I had hoped for. Je ne suis pas le gangster
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:09 pm
only phrench i know,
fiz da poot
and
jay swee tombay
oh n
back to the euphemisms, from big dog tim westwood, "phew! lets bless these mics" which i tek to mean having a crap.
innart
fiz da poot
and
jay swee tombay
oh n
back to the euphemisms, from big dog tim westwood, "phew! lets bless these mics" which i tek to mean having a crap.
innart
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:30 pm
aaah yes...Are-K142 wrote:back to the euphemisms, from big dog tim westwood, "phew! lets bless these mics" which i tek to mean having a crap.
innart
that is a new one for me
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:12 am
Works better in Spanish - Chinga tu madre!Shonky wrote:I was using an english/french online translation to see what "go fuck your mother" was in french.
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:34 am
"having the builders in" = need to go for a grump
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:08 am
We say "I need to go send a fax" or "Upload a file to the system" here at workstanton wrote:"having the builders in" = need to go for a grump
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:46 pm
I used to work at a restaurant that was in an old bank building.
when they were converting it from a bank to fine dining establishment, they couldn't remove the vault, so they put the restrooms in the vault. when we had to go crap...
we'd say: "I'm going to make a deposit"
!
when they were converting it from a bank to fine dining establishment, they couldn't remove the vault, so they put the restrooms in the vault. when we had to go crap...
we'd say: "I'm going to make a deposit"
!
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:53 pm
Not sure if this is an euphemizm, or a combination of two, or not one at all.
"Away and wring your maggot ya filthy midden."
(Please go away and amuse yourself you rotten scoundrel)
"Away and wring your maggot ya filthy midden."
(Please go away and amuse yourself you rotten scoundrel)
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:58 pm
frebentos wrote:Not sure if this is an euphemizm, or a combination of two, or not one at all.
"Away and wring your maggot ya filthy midden."
(Please go away and amuse yourself you rotten scoundrel)
shouldn't that be in one of the many "talk like a pirate" threads?
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:32 pm
NTM - nique ta mere!Shonky wrote:I was using an english/french online translation to see what "go fuck your mother" was in french.
