God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:46 pm
http://io9.com/gods-12-biggest-dick-moves-in-the-old-testament-1522970429
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God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:50 pm
the people he told the riddle to threatened that they would kill his wife if she didnt get samson to tell them the answer to the riddle...
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:52 pm
also the whole point of that shit was b/c god wanted to fuck up some phillistines
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:00 am
Didn't God make the PhilCollinsIstines too tho?rayman612 wrote:also the whole point of that shit was b/c god wanted to fuck up some phillistines
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:09 am
god in the old testament is like family guy´s stewie, great read that book
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:09 am
they didn´t point that time god made ezequiel eat his own shit 
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:12 am
OH DAAAAAYUMMMMM GODDDD! NO YOU DI'NT!DiegoSapiens wrote:they didn´t point that time god made ezequiel eat his own shit
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:13 am
what._ronzlo_ wrote:Didn't God make the PhilCollinsIstines too tho?rayman612 wrote:also the whole point of that shit was b/c god wanted to fuck up some phillistines
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:13 am
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:56 am
lol god is such a lad
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:00 am
#voyerism #dirtyfetish #evesdroppingDiegoSapiens wrote:they didn´t point that time god made ezequiel eat his own shit
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:14 am
Christians who believe this stuff are adorable
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:40 am
thort this thread would be about Rusty in Noah[/]
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:51 am
But the Jews aren't?nobody wrote:Christians who believe this stuff are adorable
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:53 am
I've never encountered any vocal Jews before, are they as wacky?kidshuffle wrote:But the Jews aren't?nobody wrote:Christians who believe this stuff are adorable
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:24 am
God was badass in the old testament
old testament > new testament
not that I have actually read either but you know.
old testament > new testament
not that I have actually read either but you know.
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:30 am
How can I buy this 'God' person a beer?
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:33 am
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:47 am
depends if you consider it wacky to use the Old Testament as a deed of property and a valid pretext for a vast landgrab and ethnic cleansing operationnobody wrote: I've never encountered any vocal Jews before, are they as wacky?
Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:50 am
seems fair to me