Swedish vs UK Nightclubs

[Lye_Form]

Sweden:

[+] Spoiler

UK

[+] Spoiler

(Newcastle tbf)

[+] Spoiler

UK wins tbf imo

[Harkat]

M8, dis aint what u want

I could go on forever about why sweden is shit.

First of all, it's the land of electro house, both in terms of music and attitude. People there live and breathe and speak and shit EDM, even if they don't know it. Their faces, voices, food etc are all EDM as fuck. Next, Swedes are the most arrogant stnuc you'll ever meet. But they're not arrogant in an obvious way like the French, they just communicate this constant drone of bitchiness subconsciously. Every dude there rocks lacoste shirts and diesel perfume and plainly offensive hair every day. They also speak in this horribly annoying singing tone that's just plain ridiculous.

I've got some swedish cousins on both sides of the family and they're alright people, but tragically this national dissease of swedishness has infected them. The only thing sweden is good for is driving over the border from norway to buy cheaper alcohol and meat in airconditioned warehouses by the motorway.

[dickman69]

^ shots fired

[Harkat]

Just try to speak to a swedish person if you don't believe me.

You'll be having an alright conversation about champagne or some other thing swedes care about, and maybe nothing will seem wrong at first. But then the sounds coming out of their swedish mouth sound less and less like language and more and more like a whining big room house synth.

FFS they were blatant izan sympathizers during WW2 and now they're trying to be all social justice. It's a country beyond saving.

[hubb]

and plainly offensive hair every day.

This is a fact. Nine out of ten 'dudes' will look like an anime version of a blonde prostitute surfer.

[Lye_Form]

M8, dis aint what u want

I could go on forever about why sweden is shit.

First of all, it's the land of electro house, both in terms of music and attitude. People there live and breathe and speak and shit EDM, even if they don't know it. Their faces, voices, food etc are all EDM as fuck. Next, Swedes are the most arrogant stnuc you'll ever meet. But they're not arrogant in an obvious way like the French, they just communicate this constant drone of bitchiness subconsciously. Every dude there rocks lacoste shirts and diesel perfume and plainly offensive hair every day. They also speak in this horribly annoying singing tone that's just plain ridiculous.

I've got some swedish cousins on both sides of the family and they're alright people, but tragically this national dissease of swedishness has infected them. The only thing sweden is good for is driving over the border from norway to buy cheaper alcohol and meat in airconditioned warehouses by the motorway.

You could replace Sweden with most places in this, point is taking the piss out of the UK.

Met loads of Swedish people when traveling and they all seemed sound as fuck tho? traveled with a few for 3 months. Some came and visited us in London. Norwegans were sound too, its the finnish that seemed the hardest to get on with.

[hubb]

its the finnish that seemed the hardest to get on with.

Definitely, but they are so shielded by their language and their surroundings. They are like genuinely different in a lot of ways but once you get past that, it's all pretty unique and interesting. They have guns but no murders just as an example. And finns make super weird music.

[Harkat]

Finns are safe as fuck

[hubb]

Someone is certainly sporting their big boy pants today huh?

[Lye_Form]

also dudesons

[Harkat]

it's the fuckin national day so I gotta lay the law down on swedes

[Lye_Form]

it's the fuckin national day so I gotta lay the law down on swedes

Isnt Oslo full of swedes?

90% of the swedish m7s i made lived there

Apparently work is readily available and well paid?

[Harkat]

Oh completely. That's a large part of where my passion about this issue comes from. FFS the other day I saw an add on the subway in swedish. Fuckin swedish blonde 20 somethings are behind every counter of a 7 eleven in Oslo. We have a great word for em here, "partysvensker" means "party swedes". This big wall in central Oslo was tagged with "PARTYSVENSKER GO HOME" in like 2008 and from there it just became a popular word for it.

Two of Norways biggest rappers made a tune dissing those people too.

I'm approaching muslamic rayguns/jaydot level of h8red with this stuff

[ezza]

i like ikea meatballs

[AxeD]

Hah I met one of those 7 eleven bros in Oslo

Do they hand out free make up in Swedish clubs or something
I mean I appreciate the racks, but all that paint..

[Lye_Form]

Oh completely. That's a large part of where my passion about this issue comes from. FFS the other day I saw an add on the subway in swedish. Fuckin swedish blonde 20 somethings are behind every counter of a 7 eleven in Oslo. We have a great word for em here, "partysvensker" means "party swedes". This big wall in central Oslo was tagged with "PARTYSVENSKER GO HOME" in like 2008 and from there it just became a popular word for it.

Two of Norways biggest rappers made a tune dissing those people too.

I'm approaching muslamic rayguns/jaydot level of h8red with this stuff

Norwayip

Nigel Fvårågej ?

brb writing PARTYSVENSKER GO HOME on my Swedish mates fb walls. IDK tho met bare safe partysvenskers, they do like to party tho.

[hubb]

Nigel Fvårågej ?

[hubb]

partysvenskers

they run around with fish egg paste in a tube in their pocket and the guys like tampons drenched in vodka in their butts

which sounds made up but isn't

[Lye_Form]

i like ikea meatballs

I can tell you are hanging from this post

[ehbes]

Just try to speak to a swedish person if you don't believe me

I can't I don't speak Swedish