Get high through lowering your blood pressure.

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Get high through lowering your blood pressure.

Post by mromgwtf » Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:54 am

1. Get into squatting position
2. Quickly inhale and exhale for around 20-30 seconds. You must get a little dizzy.
3. Stand up.
4. Put your thumb into your mouth and "blow air into it".
5. Hold it for few seconds until you think you're dizzy enough.
6. Quickly lie down, watch out for your head.

Found this on 4chan. I know playing with oxygen is not safe, but I do it sometimes when I'm bored. Lol :corndance:
It will last like 20 seconds, first you'll most likely pass out for 2-3 seconds, then you'll have no idea who you are, where you are, and what are you doing here. Then your memory will come back, your body will feel amazing. Just try that already.
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Post by m8son666 » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:10 am

how old are you? 10?
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Post by mromgwtf » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:13 am

m8son wrote:how old are you? 10?
No just bored browsing /b/
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Post by mromgwtf » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:13 am

m8son wrote:how old are you? 10?
No just bored browsing /b/
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Post by nobody » Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:21 am

we used to do this in school but with someone grabbing a weak kids neck really tightly until he starts spazzing out
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Post by ezza » Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:27 am

hahahaha gonna try this in a sec

doing this before doing a nos balloon would be crazy i reckon
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Post by Dub_freak » Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:33 am

mromgwtf wrote:
m8son wrote:how old are you? 10?
No just bored browsing /b/
This confirms that you are indeed 10 years old.
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Post by mromgwtf » Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:35 am

Dub_freak wrote:
mromgwtf wrote:
m8son wrote:how old are you? 10?
No just bored browsing /b/
This confirms that you are indeed 10 years old.
ok
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Re: Get high through lowering your blood pressure.

Post by GV1 » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:11 pm

You ever seen the one where you take deep breaths very quickly, stand up against a wall, and have someone push on your chest? You pass out. Used to do this as kids.
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Post by OGLemon » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:36 pm

I know a good one. It's an exercise I do to expand my lung capacity. Breath in for 4 counts then breath out for 4 counts, repeat for 2 minutes at 120 bpm. Once the two minutes is up immediately do the same thing, but for 3 counts instead for 4 and at 130 bpm for two minutes. Then keep on going for 2 counts at 140 bpm for two minutes. At the end of the two count sequence enter a 1 count sequence of breathing in all the air you possibly can for 1 count then pushing all the air out in 1 count at a rate of 160 bpm. Do this for about a minute, but as you get better you'll be able to go longer. I'm at about 10 minutes. Btw in order to do the breathing correctly you need to breath through the mouth and have you mouth open in a huge O shape, just imagine you're sucking 2 dicks on top of one another. Fair warning you may faint during the 1 count sequence so be careful.

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Post by mromgwtf » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:40 pm

OGLemon wrote:just imagine you're sucking 2 dicks on top of one another.
why
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Post by Harkat » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:49 pm

nobody wrote:we used to do this in school but with someone grabbing a weak kids neck really tightly until he starts spazzing out
yeah we did that too
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Post by OGLemon » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:49 pm

mromgwtf wrote:
OGLemon wrote:just imagine you're sucking 2 dicks on top of one another.
why
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Post by hifi » Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:16 pm

true
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Post by hifi » Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:21 pm

well any more tips wise gu y

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Post by mromgwtf » Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:09 pm

Have somebody actually tried that, I got kinda addicted to this
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Post by Genevieve » Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:24 pm

You live in the fucking west. It's not like you need krokodil or fermented sewage to get high. Fuck's sake buy a pill.
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Post by mromgwtf » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:29 pm

Genevieve wrote:You live in the fucking west. It's not like you need krokodil or fermented sewage to get high. Fuck's sake buy a pill.
Lol if I want to get high I can legally buy weed. It's just a thing to do when you're bored. Although as I said it's kinda addictive.
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Post by rockonin » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:00 pm

OGLemon wrote:
mromgwtf wrote:
OGLemon wrote:just imagine you're sucking 2 dicks on top of one another.
why
proper form
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Post by test_recordings » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:17 pm

GV1 wrote:You ever seen the one where you take deep breaths very quickly, stand up against a wall, and have someone push on your chest? You pass out. Used to do this as kids.
I had my mate do that to me and ended up spazzing out on the floor scraping the skin off a quarter of my face...
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