The Jew Thread

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:22 pm

Here we discuss all things jewish.

Like the dreidel

Awesome!

And who can forget about the yamulke?

Oy!

Man, my stomach is rumbling and I need to indulge in my sweet tooth.

BOOM, Hamantash!

Discuss, share trivia, show appreciation and most of all, just have fun!

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:23 pm

can't believe we've never had one of these before

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:24 pm

yamulke > toupé

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:24 pm

hubb wrote:yamulke > toupé

Word, jews are very stylish

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:28 pm

the sheet with the hole is a myth

rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:29 pm

Genevieve wrote:
Word, jews are very stylish

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:30 pm

hubb wrote:the sheet with the hole is a myth

It's not a sheet, but a box of popcorn, and it's not a jewish thing and trust me, it's not a myth

RKM · Post by **RKM** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:30 pm

i think this is why the mods abandoned us

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:30 pm

Huge jew.

Muncey · Post by **Muncey** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:33 pm

rockonin wrote:
Genevieve wrote:
Word, jews are very stylish

Zomby is Jewish

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:33 pm

They are probably right about milk

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:36 pm

hubb wrote:the sheet with the hole is a myth

God bless the myth existing so it could spawn this photo of Sarah Silverman though:

rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:42 pm

What's this about the hole in the sheet?

Edit: Never-mind, I just found it.

NickUndercover · Post by **NickUndercover** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:42 pm

So it's a story about Moshe and Shimon, they're both crossing the street and suddenly a car hits Moshe. Shimon immediately comes next to him and pulls him on the side of the road in a safe position.

He asks "Moshe are you alright ? Are you comfortable ?"

You know what Moshe answers: "Oh... Well... I make a living, you know..."

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:45 pm

rockonin wrote:What's this about the hole in the sheet?

There's a longstanding myth that ultra-orthodox Jews have to have sex with a bedsheet between them (with a hole for your bits to meet) because it's sinful to be naked together or something.

It's bollocks though.

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:47 pm

I forget that I'm actually jewish lol so the thread is safe

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:48 pm

magma wrote:
rockonin wrote:What's this about the hole in the sheet?
There's a longstanding myth that ultra-orthodox Jews have to have sex with a bedsheet between them (with a hole for your bits to meet) because it's sinful to be naked together or something.

It's bollocks though.

So they put the balls through?

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rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:50 pm

There's no way Jewish people would waste their best linen.

Hubb how do you forget your Jewish?

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:51 pm

hubb wrote:I forget that I'm actually jewish lol so the thread is safe

A sincere thank you from me and the rest of the whole DSF Hebrew Awareness Society for you and your proud people!

rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:52 pm

I've walked past a Jewish bakery a couple of times, and it smells like heaven in there. Really nice bread.

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