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Like the dreidel



Awesome!

And who can forget about the yamulke?



Oy!

Man, my stomach is rumbling and I need to indulge in my sweet tooth.



BOOM, Hamantash!

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can't believe we've never had one of these before

yamulke > toupé

hubb wrote:yamulke > toupé

Word, jews are very stylish

the sheet with the hole is a myth

Genevieve wrote:
Word, jews are very stylish

hubb wrote:the sheet with the hole is a myth

It's not a sheet, but a box of popcorn, and it's not a jewish thing and trust me, it's not a myth

i think this is why the mods abandoned us

Huge jew.

rockonin wrote:

Genevieve wrote:
Word, jews are very stylish

Zomby is Jewish

They are probably right about milk

hubb wrote:the sheet with the hole is a myth

God bless the myth existing so it could spawn this photo of Sarah Silverman though:

What's this about the hole in the sheet?

Edit: Never-mind, I just found it.

So it's a story about Moshe and Shimon, they're both crossing the street and suddenly a car hits Moshe. Shimon immediately comes next to him and pulls him on the side of the road in a safe position.


He asks "Moshe are you alright ? Are you comfortable ?"



You know what Moshe answers: "Oh... Well... I make a living, you know..."

rockonin wrote:What's this about the hole in the sheet?

There's a longstanding myth that ultra-orthodox Jews have to have sex with a bedsheet between them (with a hole for your bits to meet) because it's sinful to be naked together or something.

It's bollocks though.

I forget that I'm actually jewish lol so the thread is safe

magma wrote:

rockonin wrote:What's this about the hole in the sheet?

There's a longstanding myth that ultra-orthodox Jews have to have sex with a bedsheet between them (with a hole for your bits to meet) because it's sinful to be naked together or something.

It's bollocks though.

So they put the balls through?

edit

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There's no way Jewish people would waste their best linen.

Hubb how do you forget your Jewish?

hubb wrote:I forget that I'm actually jewish lol so the thread is safe

A sincere thank you from me and the rest of the whole DSF Hebrew Awareness Society for you and your proud people!

I've walked past a Jewish bakery a couple of times, and it smells like heaven in there. Really nice bread.