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"I died today"

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:44 pm
by soronery
Image

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:50 pm
by nousd
looks a good old dog

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:54 pm
by Jhonny2x4
Probably died in such agonizing pain from all the gas build up and excessive stomach acid from the burgers.

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:56 pm
by Jhonny2x4
Nvm, they did kill him on a picnic blanket.

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:00 pm
by Jhonny2x4
So the story is about how to deliver the final blow for a dog who has tumors, with a plate of cheeseburgers.

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:05 pm
by RKM
maybe 1 more post and someone will actually get butthurt man good effort

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:12 pm
by Jhonny2x4
RKM wrote:maybe 1 more post and someone will actually get butthurt man good effort
Ok,

Judging by how they thought a plate of cheeseburgers was a good last meal, they most likely had him on a terrible diet like most pet owners do (buying the absolute cheapest foods on the market with meat bi products, corn, and chicken flavoring as the first ingredients) which helped speed up the development of the tumors.

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:42 pm
by hubb
gross

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:51 pm
by finji
grim

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 3:55 pm
by JTMMusicuk
Dogs are shite

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 4:27 pm
by topmo3
whaaat? reallly?

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 4:44 pm
by sixs
Jhonny2x4 wrote:
RKM wrote:maybe 1 more post and someone will actually get butthurt man good effort
Ok,

Judging by how they thought a plate of cheeseburgers was a good last meal, they most likely had him on a terrible diet like most pet owners do (buying the absolute cheapest foods on the market with meat bi products, corn, and chicken flavoring as the first ingredients) which helped speed up the development of the tumors.
get to fuck, dog was dead before he had a chance to digest em

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 4:59 pm
by RADD
I only noticed he had three legs when they got wet

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 5:38 pm
by kruptah
Where's the punchline?

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 1:48 am
by ehbes
Sad story :(

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:42 am
by dickman69
;_____;

my dog is old

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:55 am
by JTMMusicuk
kruptah wrote:Where's the punchline?
JTMMusicuk wrote:Dogs are shite

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 10:32 am
by nobody
anyone experienced ego death from taking large doses of acid? can you tell me about it

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 12:38 pm
by jaydot
Cewt

Re: "I died today"

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:14 pm
by ehbes
JTMMusicuk wrote:Dogs are shite
good bye