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tonight feels critical

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 11:40 am
by nousd
with SNH reaching a pseudo-acme of ennui and wierdness
from which we cannot return to normality.

no really

imo we are now off-kilter til the end of 24 hour time
with all the unsolved mathematical quandries left virginable
and fitness unachievable except for surviving evolution
which is to say, wee is fucked
well, little wee is fucked because our kidneys couldn't handle being fried & eaten

and just because yr flexible
doesn't mean yr more spiritual
no-one is more spiritual than an other
rituals, goodness, floatation and hours of mediation don't create spiritual.
Being around creates spiritual,
whatever dushbag behaviour yu get up to,
cos we're in this together (sorry if that makes me a populist)
we are equally spiritual
no bullshit artist is more spiritual than yu & me
and if they so claim they is up themselves or thinking archaically

in fact I'm entitled to consider myself a spiritual being taking ice
and beating some fucker's brain outs
cos we is one, connected with my boot & comingling blood
even as my sperm spurts onto yr face and into yr mouth
and, gurgling, you swallow some and my baby forms in yr brain

so, when in 3 months, yr about to deliver our child thru yr anus
and, reasonably, expect it to hurt
just remember
me, you & it are equally spiritual beings
with none of us more enlightened than the other
smarter, stronger, wiser, hipper, wierder maybe
but don't fuckin' bullshit me about being more spiritual
cos we're all one man
all one

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 1:48 pm
by dickman69
Happy Thanksgiving! :D

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 2:08 pm
by nobody
It's the weekend for me!

Good post btw, made me giggle.

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:14 pm
by OGLemon
Image

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:18 pm
by soronery
nousd wrote:with SNH reaching a pseudo-acme of ennui and wierdness
from which we cannot return to normality.

no really

imo we are now off-kilter til the end of 24 hour time
with all the unsolved mathematical quandries left virginable
and fitness unachievable except for surviving evolution
which is to say, wee is fucked
well, little wee is fucked because our kidneys couldn't handle being fried & eaten

and just because yr flexible
doesn't mean yr more spiritual
no-one is more spiritual than an other
rituals, goodness, floatation and hours of mediation don't create spiritual.
Being around creates spiritual,
whatever dushbag behaviour yu get up to,
cos we're in this together (sorry if that makes me a populist)
we are equally spiritual
no bullshit artist is more spiritual than yu & me
and if they so claim they is up themselves or thinking archaically

in fact I'm entitled to consider myself a spiritual being taking ice
and beating some fucker's brain outs
cos we is one, connected with my boot & comingling blood
even as my sperm spurts onto yr face and into yr mouth
and, gurgling, you swallow some and my baby forms in yr brain

so, when in 3 months, yr about to deliver our child thru yr anus
and, reasonably, expect it to hurt
just remember
me, you & it are equally spiritual beings
with none of us more enlightened than the other
smarter, stronger, wiser, hipper, wierder maybe
but don't fuckin' bullshit me about being more spiritual
cos we're all one man
all one
parklife

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:44 pm
by nousd
dickman69 wrote:Happy Thanksgiving! :D
same to you dickman
hope you won't be the only turkey at the table -w-

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:15 am
by mks
Image

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:46 am
by nowaysj
lol spiritual

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:39 am
by butter_man
nousd wrote:with SNH reaching a pseudo-acme of ennui and wierdness
from which we cannot return to normality.

no really

imo we are now off-kilter til the end of 24 hour time
with all the unsolved mathematical quandries left virginable
and fitness unachievable except for surviving evolution
which is to say, wee is fucked
well, little wee is fucked because our kidneys couldn't handle being fried & eaten

and just because yr flexible
doesn't mean yr more spiritual
no-one is more spiritual than an other
rituals, goodness, floatation and hours of mediation don't create spiritual.
Being around creates spiritual,
whatever dushbag behaviour yu get up to,
cos we're in this together (sorry if that makes me a populist)
we are equally spiritual
no bullshit artist is more spiritual than yu & me
and if they so claim they is up themselves or thinking archaically

in fact I'm entitled to consider myself a spiritual being taking ice
and beating some fucker's brain outs
cos we is one, connected with my boot & comingling blood
even as my sperm spurts onto yr face and into yr mouth
and, gurgling, you swallow some and my baby forms in yr brain

so, when in 3 months, yr about to deliver our child thru yr anus
and, reasonably, expect it to hurt
just remember
me, you & it are equally spiritual beings
with none of us more enlightened than the other
smarter, stronger, wiser, hipper, wierder maybe
but don't fuckin' bullshit me about being more spiritual
cos we're all one man
all one
such objectivism can only come from a pedestal.
may not be your spirit but in some way it seems you feel above the collective.
after all it is a birds eye view you offer, and most of us only have eyes in our heads, and are not birds.
I assumed salt was a by-product of ocean swimming though.
seems some spray can reach up to lofty heights-
or is it the after taste of gods cock bestowed upon those holier than the holier than thou's
that lingers round in speech after a fall from grace in the eyes of those who once admired you.

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:40 am
by nousd
dunno about a pedestal
but am currently living on a third floor
sometimes feeling trapped by a lingering demise
when I'd rather be raped by a lingerie chemise
(hence the aggression)
but I can't relate to a fall from grace,
would more likely jump or be pushed.

& salt, huh?

an intriguing interpretation butters,
fees a little annoyed or aggravated,
so a centrifugal counterbalance.

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:53 am
by nousd
anyway
my month's trial as moderator for the SNH sub-forum is up tomorrow
and I believe that I did a good job.
Hopefully you can judge my performance on its own merit,
which is why I haven't previously revealed my role before now.

A few attempts at porn were rebuffed
and I finally got rid of BM's blather.
A few other people that you won't miss have been banned
and a thread that incited mediocrity has been deleted.
There were no complaints during my month
apart from wub's
when I caught him lurking as The Spanish Fly

suffice to say
when I call for your endorsement after xmas
I'll look forward to your support

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:54 am
by nousd
o & I've made drubway an offer for the site,
an offer that I believe is too good to refuse.
However he is holding out for a higher amount for goodwill.
I believe that he has no proprietary claim to this component;
that it is the members themselves who embody this value
therefore I appeal for your support at the appropriate time on this consideration.
If successful, I will throw intimate & exclusive parties for ninjas in the pre-eminent cities of each populated continent during March.
If unsuccessful, I'll keep bullshitting about unbelievable shit.

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:54 am
by sixs
/ban

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:42 pm
by ehbes
mks wrote:Image
Image

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:41 pm
by nowaysj
ehbes wrote: Image
This should be your avatar and then you should think about that.

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 5:22 pm
by butter_man
nousd wrote:dunno about a pedestal
but am currently living on a third floor
sometimes feeling trapped by a lingering demise
when I'd rather be raped by a lingerie chemise
(hence the aggression)
but I can't relate to a fall from grace,
would more likely jump or be pushed.

& salt, huh?

an intriguing interpretation butters,
fees a little annoyed or aggravated,
so a centrifugal counterbalance.
like two men holding each others arms
spinning, afraid to let the other swing
a stalemate, I'll let it side.
backing out the room claiming 'poet off'
sounding more to the initiated as 'bad day'.

Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:10 pm
by nousd
ah!
thank Mazda
I can leave anytime now,
knowing I'm replaceable.

Not that I'm gunna leave (again)
gotta see noway & erpes out.

Re: tonight feels critical

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 6:03 pm
by nowaysj
No my friend, this is a contest and I will win it. I will be the last poster. I'll fill hundreds of threads with thousands of pages of my veiled rambling.

Re: tonight feels critical

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 7:46 pm
by Jizz
how can one be last in a mandala :6:

Re: tonight feels critical

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 4:50 am
by nousd
^ -q-
nowaysj wrote:No my friend, this is a contest and I will win it. I will be the last poster. I'll fill hundreds of threads with thousands of pages of my veiled rambling.


dream on
yu is already exhausted counting one twentieth of the way to ten thousand
no stamina man