Liquor Stories

[nobody]

[mks]

[parkour_nico]

[goose]

he knocked that back like a true alcoholic. loled at "sippy poo"

[kruptah]

he knocked that back like a true alcoholic. loled at "sippy poo"

"Bim Jeam"

[Harkat]

strong

[wobbles]

Once upon a time I just bought a bottle of fireball. To be continued...

[wobbles]

I've never tried it btw, people wont shut up abt it and its cheap so i thout u know wut dis sounds like fun ^^ and i gave the asian guy my credit card and he was all like,

U want a receipt?

Are you fucking kidding me? Of course i want a receipt you fucking dickhead

[wobbles]

and then I drove home and parked my car and walked up the stairs, then i was all like,

wow I wanna drink this shit now lol, bt w8 how will i drive l8r, lol

but then i deciide it was betr to w8 so now I will w8 till l8r and put a lil alcohol in a bottle 4 l8r lol

[wobbles]

and then I was sitting on my ass like, lol im hungry I think ill make diner now lol

so i got a can of tuna and i ated it prety fast lol it was good

then i was like, oh im not gona work out today, il work out tomoro lol

and then i w8td a bit lol

[wobbles]

then i maturb8td a little lol

[wobbles]

lol

[wobbles]

lol

[wobbles]

lol

[mks]

Story is boring.