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$28k for riff raff to bang your daughter
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:55 pm
by soronery
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/ent ... /21803757/
Riff Raff is asking parents to cough up a mere $28,000 for the pleasure of his company.
In exchange, the rapper is offering: a ride to the prom in a Lamborghini; a week of promotion on his Twitter and Instagram; prom videos and photos; and last but not least (drum roll please) a night at "the best penthouse suite in town."
The lucky girl must be 18.
riff #lad
Re: $28k for riff raff to bang your daughter
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:59 pm
by ultraspatial
panhandling is usually the first sign of irrelevancy
inb4 crowdfunding
Re: $28k for riff raff to bang your daughter
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:39 pm
by SignalRecon
in 4 bants tbh. Lad move imo.
Re: $28k for riff raff to bang your daughter
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:40 pm
by SignalRecon
Also i met Riff Raff once, hes actually fairly chill, he's exactly like you would expect him to be tho (basic rapper type). Within minutes of meeting he asked me if i knew anyone with blow.
Re: $28k for riff raff to bang your daughter
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:54 pm
by BonerJams04
More excited for his WWE debut
Re: $28k for riff raff to bang your daughter
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:39 pm
by topmo3
he did state at some point tho that he's just trying to get as much as money possible and fuck all the bitches he can until people don't care bout um no more
Re: $28k for riff raff to bang your daughter
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:52 am
by sixs
Re: $28k for riff raff to bang your daughter
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:28 pm
by wolf89
Difference is Riff Raff is a funny and pretty unique dude who seems to be just out to enjoy himself and Vincent Gallo is just a tnuc
Re: $28k for riff raff to bang your daughter
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:37 pm
by jaydot
top lad
Re: $28k for riff raff to bang your daughter
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 2:09 pm
by SignalRecon
wolf89 wrote:Difference is Riff Raff is a funny and pretty unique dude who seems to be just out to enjoy himself and Vincent Gallo is just a tnuc
For a guy I gave 0 credit to and wrote off completely when he was "Texas Tornado" with all his Youtube chilling clips in the malls of Texas where he got starred down and faced by threatening looking black people at every turn and also subsequently the "who wants to be a rapstar" MTV reality show he was on with guys like "A-Felon" (
) he really has found a unique niche that I find original compared to all the other basic rapper wanks out there. If you look at him in a slightly satirical light hes actually really good.
Re: $28k for riff raff to bang your daughter
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:25 pm
by wolf89
His lyrics can at times can be really bizarre and actually pretty creative too on top of being funny
Like his explanation for the line "When they say they don't know me? It's hamstring burglary"
is
"If someone says they dont know RiFF RaFF they are lying aka Joking aka “Pulling My Leg” aka a hamstring is located on the thigh area of the leg region and a burglar takes so not only are you pulling someones leg but you are lying so hard that it is the equivalent to taking the hamstring of a Clydesdale horse".
Which cracked me up so much the first time I read it.
Re: $28k for riff raff to bang your daughter
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:40 pm
by jaydot
wolf89 wrote:His lyrics can at times can be really bizarre and actually pretty creative too on top of being funny
Like his explanation for the line "When they say they don't know me? It's hamstring burglary"
is
"If someone says they dont know RiFF RaFF they are lying aka Joking aka “Pulling My Leg” aka a hamstring is located on the thigh area of the leg region and a burglar takes so not only are you pulling someones leg but you are lying so hard that it is the equivalent to taking the hamstring of a Clydesdale horse".
Which cracked me up so much the first time I read it.
