looool fry up fb page is amazing

[ezza]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/fryuppolice/

[soronery]

Closed Group
Before posting, PLEASE READ THE FUCKING RULES!

1) Posting anything other than a picture of your breakfast, lunch or dinner that is a 'Fry Up' will incur an instant BAN.
Anything wrapped in bread is a fucking sandwich and will be frowned upon accordingly.
(Pics of members proudly displaying the wearing of official merchandise exempt from #NAFU, eh Steve Barrett?)
2) Abuse welcomed whole heartedly however make it personal, instant BAN with no chance of redemption.
3) All Fry Ups bought from pub/cafe/snack van etc MUST tag the establishment and state price or risk a BAN.
4) Anyone using any sort of filter whatsoever to try to 'sex up' their picture will incur an instant BAN. tnuc Filters are unacceptable.
5) NO FUCKING KIPPERS.
6) Members who cry 'BAN' at every opportunity will be BANNED. Nobody likes a grass.
7) BANNING is a big part of the Fry Up Police. If you fall foul of this (which is pretty likely to be honest) you will have a chance of reinstatement (provided you have not got personal with another member) by sending a 'selfie' to an admin holding a grovelling sign stating why we should allow you back in. If you have done something unforgivable you will have to tip a can of nice, cheap, runny baked beans over your head whilst holding your desperate begging letter to stand any chance to rejoin the fun.
8 ) NO FUCKING ADVERTISING. Don't be a tnuc.
9) WETHERSPOONS 'FRY UPS' ARE SHIT. Instant ban, enough's enough.
10) Any sexist, racist or homophobic remarks will get you an instant ban and it also makes you look like a gigantic fucking bell end. It's boring, not funny and not welcomed.
11) Anyone who deems the phrase 'nomnomnom' acceptable or any variations of it is not welcome and will be banned for obvious reasons, we don't want your sort round here. Same goes for "do your worst" or any puns like 'wurst' and particularly shite egg jokes. LOLing or any other abbreviated bullshit will result in a BAN.
12) Peggy Golec was the sole inspiration for this group and is free to do as he pleases.
13) BANNED MEMBERS.
SEND ALL APOLOGY/BEAN SPLOSH SELFIES TO OUR OFFICIAL FB PAGE FOR READMITTANCE.
14) Bad taste jokes. If you are fucking stupid enough to think that making jokes about Down Syndrome, AIDS, and Ebola etc etc etc are funny then you do not have the intellect or wit to be a part of this group so please, fuck off.
15) USE OF THE WORD LAD OR BANTER (or any variation, including bantz, ladette, banter claus blah blah) WILL INCUR AN INSTANT BAN.
NOTE: Admin write the rules. It doesn't mean they have to abide by them. Don't ever forget that THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY.
DISCLAIMER:-
This group is not suitable for children or the faint of heart, by joining the group you are aware and accepting of potentially brutal criticism at every opportunity. That is the nature of the beast and why ppl love it so do not expect any sympathy when you post pictures of fucking croissants then someone calls you a 'tnuc'."

sounds fun

[ezza]

my mate got banned instantly for using a filter haha

[mikey_g]

i wonder how a haggis fry up will sit with them

[ezza]

get involved!

[sixs]

joe muggs is an admin

[ultraspatial]

snotty yolk tnuc might be the best insult ever

[kruptah]

Don't join on an empty stomach.

[mikey_g]

will get my haggis one on at the weekend for burns night

[mason666]

We should use those rules for dsf

Looks sik anyhow will join later

[SignalRecon]

I feel like you're not really part of that group completely until you've been banned once.

[RKM]

holy shit these people are critical haha

[Harkat]

haha I joined, looks PURE BANTER LAD

[ehbes]

request pending

[Harkat]

hey agent, could you facebook message the admins and please ask for a "no americans" rule to be put in place?

[ehbes]

hey agent, could you facebook message the admins and please ask for a "no americans" rule to be put in place?

"english must be your first language"

Its in the rules you filthy foreigner.

[sixs]

ugh not off to a great start, page full of bean memes

[topmo3]

lol joined

[Harkat]

hey agent, could you facebook message the admins and please ask for a "no americans" rule to be put in place?

"english must be your first language"

Its in the rules you filthy foreigner.

*it's

[ehbes]

This is fry up police not grammar sizan. gtfo racist