Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[ashley]

Ok guys, thought id start a forum game, corrupt a wish.

Basically you wish for something, the person who posts next has to grant it BUT with a twist, something has to go wrong.

Example:

I wish for more big dubstep bangers

then a person would reply with

Granted, however they all are produced by britney spears

I wish for more wobble bass

then someone would reply with

Granted, however you get water on the knee and have to leave 5mins after entering the next DMZ

I wish for....

etc, you get the idea right?



Ok ill start..



I wish for more digitial download releases of new and old dubstep ch00ns!

[guerillaeye]

Granted, however they are all 7kb sample rates.



I wish for peace on earth

[mikey_g]

I wish for peace on earth

granted but everyone's dead


i wish for better looks

[silentk]

granted but ur stuck im a room of only men

i wish for lots of monies

[guerillaeye]

granted, buts its all in pennys



i wish for a pet lion

[silentk]

granted but once it grows big enuf to overpower you it slowly toys with you cutely before vicously mauling you beyond recognision


i wish for happiness

[showguns]

granted but once it grows big enuf to overpower you it slowly toys with you cutely before vicously mauling you beyond recognision


i wish for happiness

granted, but you have uncontrollable diarrea.

i wish for nuclear war.

[silentk]

[quote="showguns

granted, but you have uncontrollable diarrea.

i wish for nuclear war.[/quote]


granted, but everyone has nukes apart from you



i wish for a soundsystem loud enough to blow peopl clothes off

[step correct]

[quote="showguns

granted, but you have uncontrollable diarrea.

i wish for nuclear war.

granted, but everyone has nukes apart from you



i wish for a soundsystem loud enough to blow peopl clothes off [/quote]

Granted but they are all deaf.

I wish for a girlfriend that is not a slut.

[chu]

[quote="showguns]

granted, but you have uncontrollable diarrea.

i wish for nuclear war.

granted, but everyone has nukes apart from you



i wish for a soundsystem loud enough to blow peopl clothes off

Granted but they are all deaf.

I wish for a girlfriend that is not a slut.

[/quote][/quote][/quote]

Granted but its your mum.

I wish for this game to end

[silentk]

granted, but then she sleeps with me, out of sympathy, im a cripple you see



i wish for a new house

[hera]

granted, but youre a dung beetle.

I wish I could fly.

[guerillaeye]

granted, but you have no legs


i wish for the largest sound system in america

[chu]

granted, but you have no legs


i wish for the largest sound system in america

granted but you have the largest sound system in america

i wish for sleep

[z.u.bee]

wtf???? this thing goes too fast!!!

[guerillaeye]

granted, but you have no legs


i wish for the largest sound system in america

granted but you have the largest sound system in america

i wish for sleep

granted.. you have narcolepsy.


i wish for a heart of gold

[slim]

granted, but gold isn't too good at pumping blood around your body and you die.

I wish my computer actually worked

[hera]

granted, but gold isn't too good at pumping blood around your body and you die.

I wish my computer actually worked

granted, but your computer steals your job.

i wish i were 10 again.

[classagraphics]

i wish i were 10 again.

granted, but you will also be working as a child prostitute in burma

i wish time travel were real

[chu]

i wish i were 10 again.

granted, but you will also be working as a child prostitute in burma

i wish time travel were real

Granted, but you end up going back in time and starting a gay love affair with Paul Daniels, usurping Debbie Mcgee as his assistant, he takes you to burma on holiday and you too end up working as a child prostitute.

I wish for frosties with hot milk