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bun dat shit a partner is for life not just for one day

do you have a partner?

guessing thats a no then

or are you taking the time to compose her a valentines day sonnet that will lift her heart?

taking my gf for a romantic fryup, alrdy got it all plannd

soronery wrote:do you have a partner?

sorta

Gonna neck some pills and go see some banging techno with my gyal cus she's fucking amazing.

I'll prolly try to pressure her into having sex and end up having a wank

^

Stealth ninja it

break her bed-not her heart

New school so valentines plans are cancelled. Can't expect any compliments because I'm an ugly nerd.

However I do look forward to going to McDonald's and screwing with the employees. They have this special where you may be asked to sing or tell a joke. I plan to do my rendition of djahsta and roast the staff.

dansci wrote:screwing with the proletariat

In Japan and Korea all the girls give the boys milk or dark chocolate then all the boys give white chocolate back a month later (to stop them giving the same things they received before). It's a completely commercial invention preying on their sense of social obligation so they have to buy loads just to give some to their boss, workmates etc on top of their partner.

I told my girlfriend I don't like chocolate so we're just off out for a meal

^ That kind of encapsulates what I don't like about those countries.

whod have figured jdot doesnt like valentines day

test_recordings wrote:sense of social obligation

I realized a few days ago that social constructs can be found at the foundations of most, if not all, actions that I do.

Gonna fuck my (Right hand) girl to celebrate

Screw that day, I don't have a girlfriend

I'm just seeing my gf on Valentine's, don't go splashing the cash for no reason like some folk