Why Do Weasels have such a bad name??

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:22 am

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weasel

The accidental change of tone mid-word, usually from low to high. If someone weasels, be sure to point and laugh at the creator. A massive weasel is known as a 'Bonnet.'

"Hey K-Dogg just weaseled!" (Pointing and laughing

this is the best though

lol
Weasel Chav

a small pathetic chav, found in inner cities, where they think there bad lil men. their paws can be lethal and they talk fast. thought to be a super hero

damn look at that weasel chav over there
run its a weasel chav
be careful of his paws
weasel chav to the rescue

weasel dance

i momentary loss of all reality which is often brought about due to excess consumption of alcohol or other drug that results in an uncontrolled bizarre & highly amusing dance.

he was so pissed he did a weasel dance

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:52 pm

I knew a chap in Grimsby called Weasel. He is without doubt the most unfortunate looking character I have ever witnessed. He looked an awful lot like weasel.

I'm pretty sure that Wind in The Willows didn't help the Weasels cause too much. Funnily enough one of the main characters, and the most heroic, was a Rat. Odd that.

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:00 pm

yeah plenty of stereotype creating and destroying in that book. a social revolution

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:01 pm

Ur only pissed cause u chose a Weasely name.

If you were Von now... u wudnt give a flying..

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:01 pm

stanton wrote:I knew a chap in Grimsby called Weasel. He is without doubt the most unfortunate looking character I have ever witnessed. He looked an awful lot like weasel.

I'm pretty sure that Wind in The Willows didn't help the Weasels cause too much. Funnily enough one of the main characters, and the most heroic, was a Rat. Odd that.

indeed rats <<<<< weasels...
oh well that name suited the person

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:01 pm

Vonboyage wrote:Ur only pissed cause u chose a Weasely name.

If you were Von now... u wudnt give a flying..

von_weasel

Littlefoot · Post by **Littlefoot** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:53 am

something to do with your topics..

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:21 am

We used to have a french teacher who was nicknamed Weasel. She was a very runty looking woman and had difficulty controlling classes (or individuals). She told a mate of mine that was disrupting the class to leave the room, and on the way out he grabbed her handbag and chucked it out of the 4th floor window. She had a nervous breakdown shortly after. Never did learn much french.

badger · Post by **badger** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:25 am

lol nice story. can always rely on you to amuse me shonky

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:28 am

badger wrote:lol nice story. can always rely on you to amuse me shonky

Never ever underestimate the power of other people's psychological collapse as a source of comedy.

badger · Post by **badger** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:31 am

wise words again

-blade- · Post by **-blade-** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:52 am

my mate is called cut the Weazle but most of the time just Weasle.

he runs away from all responsibilities you could imagine, never pick up the phone (well he lost his phone in the last 5 years about 10 times and if he got one theres hardly ever credit on it...) and when you start thinking, ok now hes really gone he just steps out of nowhere!
...hes a good dj and producer though and my best mate still!

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:06 pm

There's a wretch of a man working at my local, awfull tnuc altogether miserable bastard. He'd begrudge anyone who's not as miserable as he is, serves you a drink like he's giving you a kidney, cleans your table as if you just shat on his mothers china. We reckoned he was a weasel out of Wind in the Willows, but that didn't quiet capture it so know he's known as a Stoat. Heres a pic of him yesterday

tnuc

misk · Post by **misk** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:36 pm

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:45 pm

Misk wrote:

Who the fuck is Pauly Shore? Why is he holding a bag of chips? Did he get dressed in a hurry after a Motley Crue party?

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:55 pm

I think the feasible name thing, is what lets you down. I mean, its almost like advertisting cheap_sex innit, self-deprecating. Not to mention the lack of capital letters.

Weasel is neither here nor there.

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:29 pm

-BLADE- wrote:my mate is called cut the Weazle but most of the time just Weasle.

he runs away from all responsibilities you could imagine, never pick up the phone (well he lost his phone in the last 5 years about 10 times and if he got one theres hardly ever credit on it...) and when you start thinking, ok now hes really gone he just steps out of nowhere!
...hes a good dj and producer though and my best mate still!

victor liechtenstein · Post by **victor liechtenstein** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:22 pm

Why Do Weasels have such a bad name??

Why Do Weasels have such a bad name??

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