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DRUNK ACCIDENTS!

Post by capsule » Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:56 pm

Whats the worst accident you experienced when being drunk.

I experienced it last friday morning. When walking home with 2 room mates, being pissed as hell, messing around.

One of them plays rugby and found it so funny to tackle me on the ground. He jumped me and i fell on the ground, so damn hard i lost my 2 front teeth. Blood gushing out of my mouth and had to go straight to the hospital.

Now i have learned: NEVER MESS AROUND WITH YOUR MATES WHEN BEING DRUNK. Accidents DO happen...
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Post by dubluke » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:03 pm

haha yeah had some jokes stuff happen to me, like the time i walked on the railways when i was drunk and got electrocuted and nearly died, now i'm in a wheelchair, yeah that shit was hilarious
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by dubloke » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:10 pm

my mate was trying to climb a branch up a small wall like he was absailing and then the branch snapped and he fell and rolled into a parked car, he wasnt hurt it was just funny as fuck and this thread made me think of it

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Post by spooKs » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:13 pm

dubluke wrote:haha yeah had some jokes stuff happen to me, like the time i walked on the railways when i was drunk and got electrocuted and nearly died, now i'm in a wheelchair, yeah that shit was hilarious
really?

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Post by dubluke » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:16 pm

spooKs wrote:
dubluke wrote:haha yeah had some jokes stuff happen to me, like the time i walked on the railways when i was drunk and got electrocuted and nearly died, now i'm in a wheelchair, yeah that shit was hilarious
really?
fortunately for me i was lying
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by spooKs » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:18 pm

that was a close one. be careful

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Post by capsule » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:21 pm

Haha good to hear all that...Makes me feel like everyone else again :lol:

Looking forward for some other stupid acts... :twisted:
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Post by dubluke » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:26 pm

spooKs wrote:that was a close one. be careful
yeah i don't catch the train anymore just in case that happens when i'm near tracks :wink:
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by badger » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:28 pm

dubluke wrote:fortunately for me i was lying
ill never trust you again. bastard

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Post by the decoy » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:33 pm

I broke a moounbounce once.

this is the story as told to me after the fact, I was either so drunk I don'tremember what happened, or I landed on my hed kawsing dainbraamage, or a little of both. We were all drunk bouncing about in the moonbounce that one of my friends had at a party. Towards the end of the night I got wedged into the crevasse, formed by the bottom bouncy part and the walls.

they say I ripped the material holding them together and was "birthed" out of it. This is signifigant becasue I am a very lardge dude. it made a big hole.

I do very vaguely remember laying in the grass staring up at the stars while voices from inside the bounce were discussing my well being in hushed tones. apparently I said "Naw dude, I'm ok, I'll just lay here for a bit". :lol:

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Post by guerillaeye » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:45 pm

the decoy wrote:I broke a moounbounce once.

this is the story as told to me after the fact, I was either so drunk I don'tremember what happened, or I landed on my hed kawsing dainbraamage, or a little of both. We were all drunk bouncing about in the moonbounce that one of my friends had at a party. Towards the end of the night I got wedged into the crevasse, formed by the bottom bouncy part and the walls.

they say I ripped the material holding them together and was "birthed" out of it. This is signifigant becasue I am a very lardge dude. it made a big hole.

I do very vaguely remember laying in the grass staring up at the stars while voices from inside the bounce were discussing my well being in hushed tones. apparently I said "Naw dude, I'm ok, I'll just lay here for a bit". :lol:
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Post by dubluke » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:12 pm

the decoy wrote:I broke a moounbounce once.

this is the story as told to me after the fact, I was either so drunk I don'tremember what happened, or I landed on my hed kawsing dainbraamage, or a little of both. We were all drunk bouncing about in the moonbounce that one of my friends had at a party. Towards the end of the night I got wedged into the crevasse, formed by the bottom bouncy part and the walls.

they say I ripped the material holding them together and was "birthed" out of it. This is signifigant becasue I am a very lardge dude. it made a big hole.

I do very vaguely remember laying in the grass staring up at the stars while voices from inside the bounce were discussing my well being in hushed tones. apparently I said "Naw dude, I'm ok, I'll just lay here for a bit". :lol:
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gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by future producer » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:08 pm

Was at a house party and me the hostess were flirting badly with each other and I thought "I'm doing well here" because she was stupidly fit and I never seem to get the fit ones so I was well chuffed at the time.

Any way, party ended and everyone left and me and this chick swapped numbers. As I was walking home I got a picture text of her cleavage and she said if I don't come back in 5 minutes she's locking the doors.

So there's me well excited and I end up trying to take a short cut through some peoples gardens and when I try and make a jump over this fence I drunkenly misjudged the distance and ended up going through it in true Shaun of The Dead style. By the time I limped back to hers the doors are locked, she isn't answering the door and not picking up the phone. Well gutted.

Me and a mate were gonna shag this bird, she's laying between us and I am doing some hand holding and stroking when I feel an even softer hand on top of mine and I hear "are you two holding hands?".

Yeah, it was my mates hand I was holding and stroking, not hers.

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Post by dubluke » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:18 pm

Future Producer wrote:By the time I limped back to hers the doors are locked, she isn't answering the door and not picking up the phone. Well gutted.
awwwwwwwwwwwww mate!!! crushing!!
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by recluse » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:49 pm

I asked someone to bite me on the wrist whilst pissed, damn fool took a huge chunk out of me... I was lucky she didn't get the main artery.

Still have the scar to prove it :lol:

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Post by silentk » Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:13 pm

i was round a mates, every1 was pissin about with the running machine setting it really high then jumping on and falling off. and there was one of those stupid "excersise balls" in the corner, i kicked it at the back of the running machine, it got caught up in it, popped in my mates face and pretty much whipped hafl the skin off his face, not a fun night lol

put me off exercise for life...

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Post by capsule » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:31 pm

SilentK wrote:i was round a mates, every1 was pissin about with the running machine setting it really high then jumping on and falling off. and there was one of those stupid "excersise balls" in the corner, i kicked it at the back of the running machine, it got caught up in it, popped in my mates face and pretty much whipped hafl the skin off his face, not a fun night lol

put me off exercise for life...
Ouch... :?
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Post by powerpill » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:03 pm

hahahaha

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Post by dubloke » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:07 pm

SilentK wrote:i was round a mates, every1 was pissin about with the running machine setting it really high then jumping on and falling off. and there was one of those stupid "excersise balls" in the corner, i kicked it at the back of the running machine, it got caught up in it, popped in my mates face and pretty much whipped hafl the skin off his face, not a fun night lol

put me off exercise for life...
thats fucking nasty!!

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