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drug accidents
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:20 pm
by harlesden
go on then
did you perhaps trip over a few aliens after a bit of DMT?
accidentally swallow your own jaw?
Re: drug accidents
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:44 pm
by shonky
Harlesden wrote:go on then
did you perhaps trip over a few aliens after a bit of DMT?
accidentally swallow your own jaw?
I wanna see somebody do that
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:56 pm
by dubluke
i think one most who have taken large numbers of beans in one sitting can relate to is the old "chew your whole mouth into a bloody mess" injury
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:51 pm
by d-T-r
haha yes! all day breakfast in a tin right now
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:12 pm
by rufus
Yeah and chewing muscles all up your face aching so bad only liquid food can be consumed? yurghhh
The worst thing that's happened to me happens to be simply with a spliff. My mate thought it would be good idea to blowback some smoke down a cigarette tube holder thing, so my mouth one end and zoot the other. He blows down and the spliff fires down right to the bottom of my throat and I have to cough real hard until it comes back into my mouth, a spliff end. Absolutely fucking disgusting, burned like fuck and tasted foul.
Could mention being chased out of some rich person's garden by real alsatians completely naked on mushrooms
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:20 pm
by dopplegangbanger
Rufus wrote:Yeah and chewing muscles all up your face aching so bad only liquid food can be consumed? yurghhh
The worst thing that's happened to me happens to be simply with a spliff. My mate thought it would be good idea to blowback some smoke down a cigarette tube holder thing, so my mouth one end and zoot the other. He blows down and the spliff fires down right to the bottom of my throat and I have to cough real hard until it comes back into my mouth, a spliff end. Absolutely fucking disgusting, burned like fuck and tasted foul.
Could mention being chased out of some rich person's garden by real alsatians completely naked on mushrooms
HAHAHAH and youre from gurnesy too!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:25 pm
by step correct
I think it was an accident all together for me to take drugs in the 1st place.
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:54 pm
by djslate
My mate tried to kill his mum on acid.
He's in a mental institution now, so...
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:06 pm
by LEQ
The worst 'accident' that occurred to me was running out of green and thinking banana skins would be a good replacement. They weren't.
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:24 pm
by feebles
Rufus wrote:Could mention being chased out of some rich person's garden by real alsatians completely naked on mushrooms
Wow, in Guernsey?? After all I've heard about that place that is quite astonishing!
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:42 pm
by ikeaboy
How about last night I was so screwed up by Solpidine and Neurofen Cold and Flu+ Whiskey (for a flu I might add, thats not my usual weekend) I picked up the needle from the wrong record 4 times!! In my defence the mixer was wired left deck into right channel and visa versa, couldn't change when we spotted this because the master out cables were faulty and cutting out if you looked at them sideways. Always happened when I was feeling smug about a smooth mix
Forgiving crowd thank god
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:02 am
by z.u.bee
not so much as a drug "accident" as there was an explanation but still hectic...
i was out wiv a few mates and had popped a few pills wich i thought didnt work,
i get back to my yard (i was living with my girl at the time) at around 3,
igot undressed and was gonna go bed when i had the striking idea to make me something to eat and went to the kitchen to knock up some scrambled egg an toast and thats when the pills started taking effect....
hence her waking up an hour later and finding me in the living room bollock naked waving a frying pan and a loaf of bread around like madman....
god ive had a few moments like that in my life,
another time on acid going to meet my girl in a pub i approached the her at the bar and started groping her from behind only to find out when she turned round.....
ITS NOT MY BIRD!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:47 pm
by shonky
Remember going to a party out on the Downs and a mate giving me a rather generous line of k, started feeling proper wrongaloid and asked a mate if he knew someone who's car I could crash in until it wore off. Woke up in the car with all the windows shut on a really hot day and suddenly started panicking as I was too twatted to open the door. Started banging on the window and some guy came over, grabbed the glass and pushed the window till it fell into the door frame.
Got out and went to tell the bloke who's car it was what had happened and he started telling me the story about his dad (who he got the car off) who was a habitual drunk driver and that he thought the car was cursed. Later on some little pikey kids went and robbed their coats and mobiles due to the obvious security lapse caused by my twattery.
Oopsy
There are unfortunately plenty more along these lines - seem shit at the time but always good for the anecdote bank.
