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Say you're at a party, hosted by the aforementioned bloke, and he offers you money to take you into his bedroom, get naked and let you squat over him and shit on his chest. You don't need to be naked, other than your arse, obviously.

Oh, and you've had just two beers.

What is the MINIMUM you would do it for?

£500,000

ummm $2000 would be more fair i think... I mean, i'm taking a shit on his chest, not like im the one getting shat on... I should probably be paying him

If I didn't have a draw then 20 notes for the henry, otherwise free.

would anyone find out? if so £500,000 if not maybe half of that

I'd shit on George Lucas for free.

Half a million?

I think half of you would do it for cab fare home...

I'd pay a fiver to see Jah Jah Binks shit on Lucas's chest.

Lol..

After what he did to my star wars on various occasions


I WOULD DO IT FOR FREE if i could get a bit in his beard, and I would be speaking huttese ala greedo han solo faceoff


that was a little nerdy.

I'd do it for another can of beer.

take a leaf out of Alec Guinness's book - do it for cheap but take a cut of the profits.

jim wrote:I'd shit on George Lucas for free.

defo, I've been wanting to shit on him since he stuck that stupid singing bit into Return of the Jedi and invented Jar Jar Binks. Only trouble is that he enjoys it by the sound of things, I'd have to aim for his mouth or something.

Massive tnuc.

ThinKing wrote:

jim wrote:I'd shit on George Lucas for free.

defo, I've been wanting to shit on him since he stuck that stupid singing bit into Return of the Jedi and invented Jar Jar Binks. Only trouble is that he enjoys it by the sound of things, I'd have to aim for his mouth or something.

Massive tnuc.

I hate him as well

All that "death sticks", anti smoking, pro-christian god shit that underpinned the three newest star wars movies

I would get him pledge allegiance to the devil on live childrens tv

monkeytown wrote:

ThinKing wrote:

jim wrote:I'd shit on George Lucas for free.

defo, I've been wanting to shit on him since he stuck that stupid singing bit into Return of the Jedi and invented Jar Jar Binks. Only trouble is that he enjoys it by the sound of things, I'd have to aim for his mouth or something.

Massive tnuc.

I hate him as well

All that "death sticks", anti smoking, pro-christian god shit that underpinned the three newest star wars movies

I would get him pledge allegiance to the devil on live childrens tv

uh... there wasn't THAT much of it in them. i'd say "underpinned" is a bit of an exaggeration.

I liked the first three movies because the "Anakin turning from good to evil" story was not fully pursued. And it contained Han Solo, who is a sort of antihero.

The next three didnt really have an antihero like solo and made made the story of Anakin paramount (I accept that was obviously the whole point of the films). You can not reasonably say that Lucas was not trying to make a modern day biblical epic. With little messages to children not to smoke.

He was using his movies to preach. That is the cardinal sin (pardon the pun).

I hate worthy directors and producers.

Unless I'm missing something this thread is totally fucking shit

jahtao wrote:Unless I'm missing something this thread is totally fucking shit

Yeah, this thread is totally shit. And it's based on actual fact. He is apparently into having steaming cack delivered straight onto his chest.

Your chest, mate.