Random pictures I get in my email... [borderline NSFW]

[kidlogic]

I signed up for an email info list that tells me about cool websites and stuff to check out in LA. In the descriptions of whatever they are reviewing, which are usually written pretty well, theres red hyperlinks seemingly at random. When you click on them you get a funny picture somewhat related to the words that make up the link, but not necessarily the article. Ill post the good ones with the words that were highlighted...


"the pre ski highlight"


"you'd better blush"


"the defeated kid"


"like a woman"


"even if she's not your girlfriend"


"a walnut gift"


"grabbing banannas is deeply encoded"


"obey jesus"


"it's easy to be bored"


"avoid having another guy"


"hanging out and drinking"


"used in tandom"


"sexy easter bunny"


"in the spirit of sacrifice"


"a serious medical condition"


"admonish your pharmacist"


"excersise your confectionary vision"


"old school sodas"


"a gruesome corporate critque"


"triple digit speeds"


"a shoutout to christmas"


"dangerous curves"


"miraculously doesnt smell"


"cell phone charms"


"the cruelest film"


"consolidate the relevant data"


"fairly tame"


"suprisingly awesome"


"intrepid indeed"


"the perfect excersise to bulk up"


"doesnt mean your not on drugs"


"more than just lox!"


"sign of confidence"


"you within it"


"what everyone else already knew"


"everyone needs underware"


"cover the basics"


"indeed you are, sir"


"his first Stray Cat"




Thats most of what Ive gotten so far, I get one or two a day from them. Ill post the good ones as I get 'em if you guys are diggin 'em...

[furiouz]

Haha! Big up mate Keep em coming please.

[whineo]

excellent !

[badger]

hehe ace. more please "like a woman" was very strange

[vonboyage]

Keep them coming quicker than premature ejac.

Seriously most of these were funny as shit!

[kidlogic]

For sure, there wont be as many at once, but I usually get one or two of those emails a day and Ill post them as soon as I get em! Glad you guys are diggin em.

[dubloke]

'curved yellow fruit'

[feasible_weasel]

[kidlogic]

"nobody likes you"

[mezi]

"tom was delicious"

Here we go,

[mezi]

"nobody likes you"

so fresh! They look like deepfried dragonball z
check the urban dictionary definition;

1. blowout
Hair style of choice for the guido, it usually involves short/shaved sideburns and sides with a large amount of hair on the top, usually spiked so that the wearer looks like they've been electrocuted.

I saw what looked like a porcupine sitting on the headrest of that riced out mustang driving infront of me. Another guido with a blowout.

[kidlogic]

"monogamy or the guy"


"Um, nice name..."

[kidlogic]

"The world's most shafted"


"His grandparents wil kibosh the deal"

[dubloke]

can i use one of these as my avatar? pretty please

[kidlogic]

Go right ahead, they all seem to be from the internet anyway... I get them from an email subscription called the "Thrillist". I suggest anyone in Chicago, Los Angeles, and New York subscribe to it, loads of cool stuff, but specific to the cities listed.



Oh yeah, here's some more...

"Damaging your fuel injection"


"blindness you should have considered"

[relaks]

great postings will watch this thread to make me laugh occasionally in the mornings.

[dubloke]

Go right ahead, they all seem to be from the internet anyway...
"blindness you should have considered"

Cheers

I swear that little guy looks bare like that guy that helps you in true crime: new york city! you know the one in the hospital?

[datura]

it's beetlejuice

he's been in some 'artistic' movies!

[dubloke]

oh joke they must have based the character on him
wait he's a porn star

[kidlogic]

More for you all...

"your cabbie should be paying you"


"a single tear"


"tourist-ogling" (this one rules)


"you're holding a coupon"