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your all bernard mathews TuRKEY HaM
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:00 pm
by dubsteppa
oink oink gobble gobble wobble wobble
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:05 pm
by kidlogic
huh?
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:06 pm
by badger
well you're retarded so well done
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:08 pm
by dubsteppa
going out to all da bad man honney glazzed out there
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:10 pm
by *grand*
your religion is appealing to those not intellectual balanced enough to understand its teachings.. it is spreading like a virus corrupting those that dwell in this house.
i do not know how much more i can tolerate.
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:13 pm
by kidlogic
edited due to over-reaction (got a bit of the ham on my fingers, makes me a little crazy sometimes...

)
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:16 pm
by badger
all you're going to do grand is alienate people. if you want to do that then carry on as you are and watch the kingdom you seem to enjoy lording yourself over disappear
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:19 pm
by *grand*
i feel as if the ham is taking over.. and ou are loosing sight of the way of the ninja...
ham is a fine meat.. bu your idol chit chat, and praise is leading the simpletons among us away from the joys of poultry, beef, and lamb. Is it right for me to sit back and watch as the sirlion steaks are left in the chiller cabinet..
tell me.. TELL ME!
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:20 pm
by ex-ham-toucher
C'mon guys, the Ex-Ham-Toucher thing is just a bit of fun. No-one is discriminating against you! Lighten up!
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:23 pm
by *grand*
yeah.. live long and prosper the brother hood of the ham.
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:23 pm
by badger
*Grand* wrote:i feel as if the ham is taking over.. and ou are loosing sight of the way of the ninja...
ham is a fine meat.. bu your idol chit chat, and praise is leading the simpletons among us away from the joys of poultry, beef, and lamb. Is it right for me to sit back and watch as the sirlion steaks are left in the chiller cabinet..
tell me.. TELL ME!
yes. these are lesser meats and deserve to be sidelined in favour of ham. in fact i propose a worldwide cull of all non-ham producing livestock to make way for more swine. or perhaps genetically modifying cows to produce ham
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:24 pm
by kidlogic
the only good steak is one wrapped in ham, bacon or pancietta... and even then I feel a little wrong about it
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:30 pm
by kidlogic
Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:C'mon guys, the Ex-Ham-Toucher thing is just a bit of fun. No-one is discriminating against you! Lighten up!
S'all right Von, no worries..

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:31 pm
by ex-ham-toucher
kidlogic wrote:S'all right Von, no worries..

WRONG!
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:31 pm
by boy_arena
I took a test a while back to see if i was alrgic to anything and it came back stating that im alergic to processed meats
WAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW!!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:32 pm
by kidlogic
Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:kidlogic wrote:S'all right Von, no worries..

WRONG!
Damn - where is he then? havent seen him lurking all night
(I still have my doubts...

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:33 pm
by badger
edited because i was being a dick
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:55 pm
by pk-
don't mean to be a killjoy, but i think we can keep the number of ham threads to a maximum of 3 or 4. things're getting a bit cluttered.