knock knock jokes

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:11 pm

just been telling loads of these at work after finding them on a website and there are some truly awful ones out there that're actually hilarious in their awfulness

i'll start:

knock knock
who's there
oddley hee
oddley hee who
I didn't know you could yodel!

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:13 pm

contakt · Post by **contakt** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:14 pm

I love shit jokes.

Here's one (sorry it isn't a knock knock joke):

A woodworm walks into a pub and says:

"Is the bartender here?'

Genius.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:16 pm

yeah i love shit jokes too. been crying with laughter for the past ten minutes these are so bad

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub I'm drowning!

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:18 pm

What's got 90 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:22 pm

wondeful joke from a sci-fi section (it's not even sci-fi....)

Two molecules are walking down the street and one starts looking around. The other asks,
"What's wrong?"
"I have lost my electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:22 pm

Knock Knock
Who's there
Bananna.
Bananna Who?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Bananna.
Bananna Who?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Bananna.
Bananna Who?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didnt say Bannana?

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:24 pm

lol

this one is more a random collection of words rather than a joke but some muppet obviously found it funny:

Is a technique for distributing all the junk in your garage among all the other garages in the neighborhood.

wtf?

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:25 pm

knock knock
whos there
big ish
big ish who?
no thanks

mrfixxy · Post by **mrfixxy** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:27 pm

Knock knock
Whos there
Burial
Burial who

You're banned.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:27 pm

/fail

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:28 pm

badger wrote:/fail

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:28 pm

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:30 pm

programming joke:

Q: How come legacy programmers get Halloween and Christmas confused?

A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25 (Octal 31 = Decimal 25)

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:32 pm

Bad taste, but made me laugh (this is mine for friday though COHers!)

What do vegetarian worms eat?

Linda McCartney

sorry

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:35 pm

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Who.
Who, who?
You don't who, owls do!

err what?

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:36 pm

datura wrote:Bad taste, but made me laugh (this is mine for friday though COHers!)

What do vegetarian worms eat?

Linda McCartney

sorry

HAHA

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:40 pm

lol found a ham-related knock knock joke on someones blog:

knock knock, who`s there?
ham, ham who?
im gonna knock you in the head with a ham

then the blog continues...
"yeahhh en then after i said it was Like huh? what the fuck hahaha i didnt even know why i said it in the first place hahaha see how stupid i am.. and iliana en jenna were laughin for the loooonngeest time and i didnt even think it was funny Lol. Ohhh Thenn Me en Iliana were Lookin at some of Jenna`s pics on her cam.. En it had sooo many pics of her sister and her sisters boyfriend hahah me en iliana kept crackin up soo hard Lols.. you just had to see em. En then jenna showed us a pic of her cousins horney ass dog hahah that was funny.. Yupp it was sooo Fun just chillen with tha girls ..Totally made my day fer sure ;]"

oh dear...

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:45 pm

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a rake.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:48 pm

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

knock knock
Whos there ?
Ken
Ken Who ?

Ken you tell me some decent knock knock jokes please

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