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Which would you rather have?

A hand made of rich tea biscuit or an evil dad?

EDIT: I am now cansvassing opinion on whether you would prefer to have a Rich Tea Dad or and Evil Hand.

Probably the hand made of rich tea. As long as you kept it away from moisture, you'd be okay.

hmm

evil dad - i FUCKING hate rich tea biscuits

kins83 wrote:Probably the hand made of rich tea. As long as you kept it away from moisture, you'd be okay.

How would you keep it away from moisture your entire life?

Also, what if you got really really hungry? Would the temptation be too much?

What if you forgot and hi fived someone and your hand crumbled on impact?

WHAT THEN?!

dubluke wrote:evil dad - i FUCKING hate rich tea biscuits

What if you had some mates round your gaff, you turn your back for five minutes and your dad takes the opportunity to mess with their DNA and turn them into man-pigs?

What if you get a girlfriend and he steals her from you, turns her into his evil sidekick and invades China?

Contakt wrote:

dubluke wrote:evil dad - i FUCKING hate rich tea biscuits

What if you had some mates round your gaff, you turn your back for five minutes and your dad takes the opportunity to mess with their DNA and turn them into man-pigs?

What if you get a girlfriend and he steals her from you, turns her into his evil sidekick and invades China?

i would stab him, thus rendering him dead so he could not bother me anymore

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN BLOODY RICH TEA, imagine what would happen if it rained!

You could fashion some sort of mitten from plastic bags to deal with the moisture problem. And I doubt anyone would high five you - they'd probably recoil in horror as soon as they spotted your horrifically mutated biscuit hand. The eating temptation would be a problem though.

dubluke wrote: i would stab him, thus rendering him dead so he could not bother me anymore

Yes, but despite him being evil, you still love him. How would you live with the guilt?

You would also be arrested and imprisoned for murder which would probably bother you quite a bit.

You see the dilemma, YOU SEE?!

kins83 wrote:You could fashion some sort of mitten from plastic bags

How would you do this with one functioning hand?

Also, wouldn't the moisture in the rich tea cause condensation to form inside the mitten rendering your rich tea hand one dunk soggy?

Contakt wrote:

dubluke wrote: i would stab him, thus rendering him dead so he could not bother me anymore

Yes, but despite him being evil, you still love him. How would you live with the guilt?

You would also be arrested and imprisoned for murder which would probably bother you quite a bit.

You see the dilemma, YOU SEE?!

i would run away to colombia and live a life as a cocaine baron with so many ho's i would forget about the guilt, and also would escape the murder charges

dubluke wrote:i would run away to colombia and live a life as a cocaine baron with so many ho's i would forget about the guilt, and also would escape the murder charges

Now you are just being silly. This is a SERIOUS issue.

Contakt wrote:

dubluke wrote:i would run away to colombia and live a life as a cocaine baron with so many ho's i would forget about the guilt, and also would escape the murder charges

Now you are just being silly. This is a SERIOUS issue.

never ed, cocaine baron is my career aspiration

what would YOU choose anyway?

also another choice would be to spill a pint all over his legs leaving him freezing cold and shocked with a terrible first impression just like will blaze did to you

evil dad lol
seeing as mine is a total fuktard

dubluke wrote: also another choice would be to spill a pint all over his legs leaving him freezing cold and shocked with a terrible first impression just like will blaze did to you

Lol - that was actually pretty funny. I didn't mind in the slightest, it's the kind of thing I usually do.

Contakt wrote:

dubluke wrote: also another choice would be to spill a pint all over his legs leaving him freezing cold and shocked with a terrible first impression just like will blaze did to you

Lol - that was actually pretty funny. I didn't mind in the slightest, it's the kind of thing I usually do.

hehe, dun know the clumsiness (is that spelt right??)

I once dreamed that I had a kentucky fried hand.

And no, I didn't try to eat it

THA ILLSTA wrote:I once dreamed that I had a kentucky fried hand.

And no, I didn't try to eat it

Useful anecdotal information Benny, thank you very much.

On the strength of this, we can now assume that the temptation to eat one's own hand is not a factor in calculations of risk.

yeah obviously ed, no one would want to eat their rich tea hand cos rich tea is the worst biscuit creation ever

a kentucky fried hand would be jokes though

dubluke wrote:a kentucky fried hand would be jokes though

Let's not get distracted from the issue at (rich tea) hand.