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Ham Love/ Touching Of Ham
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:44 am
by ashen
Is it a cult? (like the Masons?)
Can anyone join? (Or is it only for a select few?)
Does it merely involve the discussion of ham love/ contact with ham, or does it involve the actual touching of ham/ love of ham?
Is there a Jewish strand of this organization? (Kosher?)
Why ham?
SO.....
MANY....
QUESTIONS....

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:50 am
by legend4ry
Its a bit like fightclub I guess.
Just everyones in on it and you just have to catch onto it yourself.
I still don't know what the fuck it is and I troll these forums nearly every day

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:58 am
by kidlogic
Go on, touch it. You know you want to...

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:10 am
by thief
It's something that comes from within. Something intensely personal, ask one hundred people what Ham is to them and you will get one hundred different answers.
No one else can define the way of Ham for you, you must make the journey.
Ask Ham into your heart and a Hammy heart you shall have. You need never be alone again once you know Ham.

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:12 am
by kidlogic
thief wrote:It's something that comes from within. Something intensely personal, ask one hundred people what Ham is to them and you will get one hundred different answers.
No one else can define the way of Ham for you, you must make the journey.
Ask Ham into your heart and a Hammy heart you shall have. You need never be alone again once you know Ham.

PUT NSFW IN THE THREAD TITLE IF YOU'RE GONNA POST PICS LIKE THAT MAN, DAMN!!!!!!!!! Are you trying to get me fired?
Damn, thats a fine lookin ham... I especially like the disco balls in the background, that says to me "Im a ham who knows how to get down" but the ribbon and the very classy cutlery say "Im cured well and perfectly prepared"... I think Im in love.

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:14 am
by nesslei
a new girl at work said she was "getting all hammy" about something and i wondered to myself, "does SHE know the ham?? even i don't know the ham." after a while it does that to you. makes you second guess yourself.
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:16 am
by thief
kidlogic wrote:thief wrote:It's something that comes from within. Something intensely personal, ask one hundred people what Ham is to them and you will get one hundred different answers.
No one else can define the way of Ham for you, you must make the journey.
Ask Ham into your heart and a Hammy heart you shall have. You need never be alone again once you know Ham.

PUT NSFW IN THE THREAD TITLE IF YOU'RE GONNA POST PICS LIKE THAT MAN, DAMN!!!!!!!!! Are you trying to get me fired?
It's that cool green background and those little sparkly mirror balls... really just sets that glaze off... Seriously testing my self-control...
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:21 am
by kidlogic
nesslei wrote:a new girl at work said she was "getting all hammy" about something and i wondered to myself, "does SHE know the ham?? even i don't know the ham." after a while it does that to you. makes you second guess yourself.
As long as you never, ever second guess the ham... let the ham be your light, your guide.
Just think of this pic in times of doubt... it always makes me smile.

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:23 am
by kidlogic
thief wrote:kidlogic wrote:thief wrote:It's something that comes from within. Something intensely personal, ask one hundred people what Ham is to them and you will get one hundred different answers.
No one else can define the way of Ham for you, you must make the journey.
Ask Ham into your heart and a Hammy heart you shall have. You need never be alone again once you know Ham.

PUT NSFW IN THE THREAD TITLE IF YOU'RE GONNA POST PICS LIKE THAT MAN, DAMN!!!!!!!!! Are you trying to get me fired?
It's that cool green background and those little sparkly mirror balls... really just sets that glaze off... Seriously testing my self-control...
You quoted me before the edit... I just fixed it to say the same thing. You have good taste, my friend.

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:25 am
by ex-ham-toucher
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:29 am
by kidlogic
Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:...
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You can PM one of the mods and see if they'll take the 'Ex' out of your name, you know you cant stay away for ever...
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:31 am
by badger
fuck off and die Ex-Ham-Toucher, we've had enough from you already
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:31 am
by badger
in fact you already died.... i thought you comitted hami kiri after being defeated in the arena of ham?
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:32 am
by thief
kidlogic wrote:thief wrote:kidlogic wrote:thief wrote:It's something that comes from within. Something intensely personal, ask one hundred people what Ham is to them and you will get one hundred different answers.
No one else can define the way of Ham for you, you must make the journey.
Ask Ham into your heart and a Hammy heart you shall have. You need never be alone again once you know Ham.

PUT NSFW IN THE THREAD TITLE IF YOU'RE GONNA POST PICS LIKE THAT MAN, DAMN!!!!!!!!! Are you trying to get me fired?
It's that cool green background and those little sparkly mirror balls... really just sets that glaze off... Seriously testing my self-control...
You quoted me before the edit... I just fixed it to say the same thing. You have good taste, my friend.

I'll stroke a ham to that!
Seriously, I think this is one of the best looking hams I've seen. I may have to fight you for it.
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:39 am
by kidlogic
It is a fine ham, but I live by the 'fam before ham' rule, so its all yours...
If the left one looks like the right though, hook a brotha up
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:41 am
by shonky
What happened to Sweaty Keith? The wit and the wisdom of one of the Church's founding fathers, all now sadly deleted by mods

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:41 am
by thief
kidlogic wrote:It is a fine ham, but I live by the 'fam before ham' rule, so its all yours...
If the left one looks like the right though, hook a brotha up
You're too kind! I'll definitely make some enquiries about hot siblings for you.
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:43 am
by thief
Shonky wrote:What happened to Sweaty Keith? The wit and the wisdom of one of the Church's founding fathers, all now sadly deleted by mods

We remember his greatness in our hearts. He will never truly be deleted.
To Keith!
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:43 am
by kidlogic
To Keith!

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:46 am
by shonky