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The Terrible Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:54 pm
by feasible_weasel
why didnt the woman let a certain file format stay with her and her kids??
cos it was a pdf-file
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:04 pm
by fuagofire
Q - whats the difforence between a porshe and a tonne of dead babies?
A - i dont have a porshe in my garage
note to mods: i actually have neither of these nor a garage
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:05 pm
by bjackman
where do they weigh whales?
at the wailway station.
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:13 pm
by feasible_weasel
looool
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:36 pm
by jred
whats brown n sticky
a stick
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:44 pm
by z.u.bee
why do women enjoy giving b.j's?????
cos its the only way to get something straight into their heads...
Re: The Terrible Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:46 pm
by badger
feasible_weasel wrote:
why didnt the woman let a certain file format stay with her and her kids?
cos it was a pdf-file
lol that's pretty funny feas
good to have you back (again) btw
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:52 pm
by fuagofire
whats brown and sticky
a stick covered in poo
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:54 pm
by contakt
A woodworm walks into a pub and says...
...is the bar tender here?
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:55 pm
by badger
fuagofire wrote:whats brown and sticky
a stick covered in poo
what's brown and runny?
linford christie
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:57 pm
by badger
oh and i just remembered that i already made a thread like this a while ago (no plugo)
http://dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=37820
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:58 pm
by contakt
You bastard badger, you've just revealed that i only know one joke.
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:01 pm
by badger
haha didn't realise that was there too
to be honest i'm surprised you even know one so you've done yourself proud
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:31 pm
by renegatus
What's got 8 legs and screams?
Gang-rape.
Re: The Terrible Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:24 pm
by feasible_weasel
badger wrote:feasible_weasel wrote:
why didnt the woman let a certain file format stay with her and her kids?
cos it was a pdf-file
lol that's pretty funny feas
good to have you back (again) btw
loving the avatar pic
and cheeeers
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:26 pm
by dubluke
a study has recently found that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
geddit?
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:29 pm
by renegatus
dubluke wrote:a study has recently found that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
geddit?
You murked me.
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:32 pm
by dubluke
Renegatus wrote:dubluke wrote:a study has recently found that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
geddit?
You murked me.
taking a theme and running with it
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:41 pm
by thief
What would Princess Di be doing if she was alive right now?
Scratching at the lid of her coffin.
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:42 am
by pupstar
whats the difference between a JCB and a camal.
one has hydrolicks, the other has high bolloks
