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NZ man raped by a wombat

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:10 am
by FSTZ
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/03/ ... 44849.html

A New Zealand man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours community service.

Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker, admitted in the Nelson District Court yesterday to the charge of using a phone for a fictitious purpose, after calling police with the message, "I've been raped by a wombat".

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that on the afternoon of February 11 Cradock called the police communications centre, threatening to "smash the filth" if they arrived at his home that night.

When asked if he had an emergency, he replied "yes", Mr Stringer said.

On a second subsequent call to the communications centre, Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat at his Motueka address, and sought their immediate help.

He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out," Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all," Cradock then told the operator.

Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life. However, defence lawyer Michael Vesty said alcohol was not a problem that day.

Judge Richard Russell said he was not quite sure what motivated Cradock to make those statements to the police.

In sentencing, he warned Cradock not to do it again.

http://www.stuff.co.nz

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:18 am
by nesslei
motueka is full of hippies whose days of drug-fulled hysteria have left legacies of lunacy

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:20 am
by showguns
Image

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:22 am
by FSTZ
showguns wrote:Image
:lol:

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:22 am
by epithet
showguns wrote:Image
I'd hit it














































with a fucking shovel

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:23 am
by thief
Ha ha Awesome! Mot is ace, that's my extended hood :D (I'm from Richmond).

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:02 am
by jred
NZ land of the free home of the insane :lector: :Q:

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:01 am
by Fakawi
Don't be putting all of us in that 'insane' basket though!

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:26 am
by nousd
A possum I'd believe. They've been over the ditch long enough to have been influence by kiwi ways.
But wombats are deliberative and easily run-over.
So, please, keep your devo kiwi khybers off our wombats' old fellas.

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:29 am
by thief
YEah, it's hardly believable, I mean who'd fuck a wombat with this many seexxxy sheeps just sheeping about, bare asking for it!?

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:34 am
by onelouder
bbbbbaaaaa-rrre asking for it, they are... :lol:

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:53 am
by thief
Oh yeah and Sidney Morning Herald... Coincidence? :o

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:57 am
by boy_arena
dirty bugger!

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:56 pm
by FSTZ
thief wrote:Oh yeah and Sidney Morning Herald... Coincidence? :o
SMH.com!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:14 pm
by jred
showguns wrote:Image
wouldint ya love ta slip ya dick in that mouth tho ermmmmm

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:21 pm
by epithet
If you move your head from side to side it's eyes follow you. I actually think it wants the dick.