Dog The Bounty Hunter appreciation thread

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:14 pm

The legend that is Duane 'Dog' Chapman, and his various offspring, relatives and nutjob hangers on

Props to whatever freeview channel is showing Dog episodes back-to-back during the week, and there is nothing better to unwind at the end of a day than watching the mulleted machismo rid Hawaii of Ice heads.

Also, his wife's tits are hilarious.

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:15 pm

Quite like the show but the accents

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:16 pm

Legendary wrote: Quite like the show but the accents

They add whimsical charm to proceedings. Kinda like a gruff Dolly Parton would.

bennyprofane · Post by **bennyprofane** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:18 pm

3rdpunkmunki · Post by **3rdpunkmunki** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:21 pm

bennyprofane wrote:

I am the durrgg.. the big bad durrrrrrrg.

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:23 pm

Sweet, found somewhere that does costumes, complete with mullet;

Dog costumes

bennyprofane · Post by **bennyprofane** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:24 pm

ha ha

"go with christ, brah"

slim · Post by **slim** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:25 pm

He's a bit of a tard really isn't he?

And if one more person on that show calls another one "Brah" i'm going to claw my face off.

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:26 pm

Slim wrote:He's a bit of a tard really isn't he?

And if one more person on that show calls another one "Brah" i'm going to claw my face off.

What cracks me is calling his youngest son 'Youngblood'

3rdpunkmunki · Post by **3rdpunkmunki** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:27 pm

I like how he's proper zero tolerance in his capture

But then... sucks the criminals dick after.

ajantis_art · Post by **ajantis_art** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:35 pm

been told about the show...need to see it, looks jokes! he's not actually a hitman though surely, i mean a documentary about a working mercenary would find it hard to find a broadcaster? or does he just hunt dogs

ajantis_art · Post by **ajantis_art** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:36 pm

or does he just really like these

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:37 pm

Only seen it a few times..
I THINK he gets people who're breaching their parole or something... People who have money for their capture.

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:37 pm

ajantis_art wrote:been told about the show...need to see it, looks jokes! he's not actually a hitman though surely, i mean a documentary about a working mercenary would find it hard to find a broadcaster? or does he just hunt dogs

Bounty Hunter makes it sound a lot more grandiose than it really is. He's a bail bondsman, basically means he gets to track down people that have missed court dates etc and take them in for the police.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:37 pm

Slim wrote:He's a bit of a tard really isn't he?

bennyprofane · Post by **bennyprofane** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:43 pm

"Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Arresting fugitives is all I crave"
- Durrrrrrrg

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:45 pm

bennyprofane · Post by **bennyprofane** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:02 pm

You like bear mace, ice head?

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:06 pm

Why anyone in Hawaii would even consider breaking the law with that nutter living in the State is beyond me.

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