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amykamala
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by amykamala » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:17 pm
i try not to be too dramatic with my death plots,
usually a coffee/foxglove/cocaine tincture in the morning for said victim closely followed by a smug smirk as they go into cardiac arrest and then of course a hot cup of tea on the patio there after works for me.
as far as torture goes i just keep thinking carrot peeler + tip of nose / bottom of feet 
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elbe
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by elbe » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:21 pm
gotta be the ninja blade, up close and across the jugular.
Torture wise, its got to be played out, long like, make them scared...I prefer to start leaving little nastie suprises for them to find, hiding out in they're house cutting them when they is asleep, get them paranoid and afraid, then move in for the kill.
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ozols man
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by ozols man » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:21 pm
ok i hear u. is this who i think it is?
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soldjaaa_chik
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by soldjaaa_chik » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:21 pm
AGAIN.....
I THINK THIS FORUM IS IN NEED...........
WAIT FOR IT.....
THE MOTHER FUCKING FORUM POLICE!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I used to get feels on the bitch, now i put shields on the dick, to stop me from that HIV SHIT.
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soldjaaa_chik
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by soldjaaa_chik » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:21 pm
jus jokin
I used to get feels on the bitch, now i put shields on the dick, to stop me from that HIV SHIT.
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z.u.bee
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by z.u.bee » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:25 pm
i did get arrested once for kidnapping....
i found a dude in my house coming back from work, and immediately beat the shit outta him when unconcsious i phoned the police, and surprise surprise, they wanted to do me for kidnapping him....
wheres the justice gone???
i shoulda tortured him and buried him in the basement instead of that damn cops an robbers nonsense....
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amykamala
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by amykamala » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:26 pm
eLBe wrote:gotta be the ninja blade, up close and across the jugular.
Torture wise, its got to be played out, long like, make them scared...I prefer to start leaving little nastie suprises for them to find, hiding out in they're house cutting them when they is asleep, get them paranoid and afraid, then move in for the kill.
ooooooooh. i like the idea of implanting little subtly painful, eerily frightening undertones and hints to forshadow whats to come
good thinking =^_^=
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wub
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by wub » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:26 pm
50g bag of Golden Virginia emptied into a pan of water and slow cooked/reduced until you're left with a pure nicotine syrup
Couple of drops in someones coffee.
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by badger » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:27 pm
soldjaaa_chik wrote:AGAIN.....
I THINK THIS FORUM IS IN NEED...........
WAIT FOR IT.....
THE MOTHER FUCKING FORUM POLICE!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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soldjaaa_chik
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by soldjaaa_chik » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:28 pm
badger wrote:soldjaaa_chik wrote:AGAIN.....
I THINK THIS FORUM IS IN NEED...........
WAIT FOR IT.....
THE MOTHER FUCKING FORUM POLICE!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
lol
U DUN NO
I used to get feels on the bitch, now i put shields on the dick, to stop me from that HIV SHIT.
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amykamala
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by amykamala » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:28 pm
badger wrote:soldjaaa_chik wrote:AGAIN.....
I THINK THIS FORUM IS IN NEED...........
WAIT FOR IT.....
THE MOTHER FUCKING FORUM POLICE!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by any chance would the two of you care to join me for some coffee ? 
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epithet
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by epithet » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:28 pm
Cant beat a fully sanctioned, professionally administered, tried and true waterboarding.
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soldjaaa_chik
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by soldjaaa_chik » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:29 pm
amykamala wrote:badger wrote:soldjaaa_chik wrote:AGAIN.....
I THINK THIS FORUM IS IN NEED...........
WAIT FOR IT.....
THE MOTHER FUCKING FORUM POLICE!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by any chance would the two of you care to join me for some coffee ?
its ok im going to have coffe with von if i have coffe at all.
I used to get feels on the bitch, now i put shields on the dick, to stop me from that HIV SHIT.
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by __________ » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:34 pm
torture = reading every single page of the main forum
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elbe
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by elbe » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:35 pm
£10 Bag wrote:torture = reading every single page of the main forum
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by z.u.bee » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:36 pm
£10 Bag wrote:torture = reading every single page of the main forum
even reading just some threads (not naming wich) could agonize me!!!
i think that now7 dude studied torture methods... his lulz are like the chinese water torture....
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soldjaaa_chik
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by soldjaaa_chik » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:36 pm
£10 Bag wrote:torture = reading every single page of the main forum
lol
I used to get feels on the bitch, now i put shields on the dick, to stop me from that HIV SHIT.
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by deamonds » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:36 pm
£10 Bag wrote:torture = reading every single page of the main forum
x2
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by dubluke » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:36 pm
i would say draw for the leng but i cannae find the card picture - DAMN
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"
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