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your best plot to off and/or torture someone ?
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:17 pm
by amykamala
i try not to be too dramatic with my death plots,
usually a coffee/foxglove/cocaine tincture in the morning for said victim closely followed by a smug smirk as they go into cardiac arrest and then of course a hot cup of tea on the patio there after works for me.
as far as torture goes i just keep thinking carrot peeler + tip of nose / bottom of feet 
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:21 pm
by elbe
gotta be the ninja blade, up close and across the jugular.
Torture wise, its got to be played out, long like, make them scared...I prefer to start leaving little nastie suprises for them to find, hiding out in they're house cutting them when they is asleep, get them paranoid and afraid, then move in for the kill.
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:21 pm
by ozols man
ok i hear u. is this who i think it is?
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:21 pm
by soldjaaa_chik
AGAIN.....
I THINK THIS FORUM IS IN NEED...........
WAIT FOR IT.....
THE MOTHER FUCKING FORUM POLICE!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:21 pm
by soldjaaa_chik
jus jokin
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:25 pm
by z.u.bee
i did get arrested once for kidnapping....
i found a dude in my house coming back from work, and immediately beat the shit outta him when unconcsious i phoned the police, and surprise surprise, they wanted to do me for kidnapping him....
wheres the justice gone???
i shoulda tortured him and buried him in the basement instead of that damn cops an robbers nonsense....
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:26 pm
by amykamala
eLBe wrote:gotta be the ninja blade, up close and across the jugular.
Torture wise, its got to be played out, long like, make them scared...I prefer to start leaving little nastie suprises for them to find, hiding out in they're house cutting them when they is asleep, get them paranoid and afraid, then move in for the kill.
ooooooooh. i like the idea of implanting little subtly painful, eerily frightening undertones and hints to forshadow whats to come
good thinking
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:26 pm
by wub
50g bag of Golden Virginia emptied into a pan of water and slow cooked/reduced until you're left with a pure nicotine syrup
Couple of drops in someones coffee.
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:27 pm
by badger
soldjaaa_chik wrote:AGAIN.....
I THINK THIS FORUM IS IN NEED...........
WAIT FOR IT.....
THE MOTHER FUCKING FORUM POLICE!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:28 pm
by soldjaaa_chik
badger wrote:soldjaaa_chik wrote:AGAIN.....
I THINK THIS FORUM IS IN NEED...........
WAIT FOR IT.....
THE MOTHER FUCKING FORUM POLICE!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
lol
U DUN NO
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:28 pm
by amykamala
badger wrote:soldjaaa_chik wrote:AGAIN.....
I THINK THIS FORUM IS IN NEED...........
WAIT FOR IT.....
THE MOTHER FUCKING FORUM POLICE!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by any chance would the two of you care to join me for some coffee ? 
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:28 pm
by epithet
Cant beat a fully sanctioned, professionally administered, tried and true waterboarding.
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:29 pm
by soldjaaa_chik
amykamala wrote:badger wrote:soldjaaa_chik wrote:AGAIN.....
I THINK THIS FORUM IS IN NEED...........
WAIT FOR IT.....
THE MOTHER FUCKING FORUM POLICE!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by any chance would the two of you care to join me for some coffee ?
its ok im going to have coffe with von if i have coffe at all.
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:31 pm
by ozols man
let it be they r helping
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:34 pm
by __________
torture = reading every single page of the main forum
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:35 pm
by elbe
£10 Bag wrote:torture = reading every single page of the main forum
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:36 pm
by z.u.bee
£10 Bag wrote:torture = reading every single page of the main forum
even reading just some threads (not naming wich) could agonize me!!!
i think that now7 dude studied torture methods... his lulz are like the chinese water torture....
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:36 pm
by soldjaaa_chik
£10 Bag wrote:torture = reading every single page of the main forum
lol
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:36 pm
by deamonds
£10 Bag wrote:torture = reading every single page of the main forum
x2
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:36 pm
by dubluke
i would say draw for the leng but i cannae find the card picture - DAMN
