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Cheating Wife

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:17 pm
by elbe
borrowed this from KVR forum, made me laugh so thought I'd share wit the SN's.


I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called she gets evasive.

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my
wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp.

That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening.
I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with".
He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my vintage Marshall JMP MKII 50W half stack to get a good view.
I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp.

It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.

Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

Thanks
Very Concerned

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:18 pm
by wub
:lol:

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:18 pm
by frebentos
HAHAHA

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:21 pm
by shonky
Amazing find, well done, round of applause and shit :D

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:35 pm
by concept_
beautifully constructed. Forums need this type of humour.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:47 pm
by macroclimate
Amen... made me lol. :lol:

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:49 pm
by the wiggle baron
Fucking amazing :lol:

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:29 pm
by lloydnoise
pure genius

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:31 pm
by bean
cheered my monday up!!!!

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:12 pm
by tuck
I have a circular piece of black plastic with a small hole in the centre. Is this a record?

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:23 pm
by boy_arena
haha love it :lol:

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:24 pm
by drksteppa
AHAHAH awesome

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:42 pm
by ozols man
u cheeky monkeys

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:50 pm
by ashley
nice twist :P

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:23 pm
by wil blaze
:lol:

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:25 pm
by djshiva
this made me laugh. a LOT. :lol:

Re: Cheating Wife

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:16 pm
by soldjaaa_chik
eLBe wrote:borrowed this from KVR forum, made me laugh so thought I'd share wit the SN's.


I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called she gets evasive.

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my
wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp.

That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening.
I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with".
He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my vintage Marshall JMP MKII 50W half stack to get a good view.
I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp.

It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.

Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

Thanks
Very Concerned
Is it ajoke..? If so i dont get it. Maybe because iv had a sigofweed

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:23 pm
by vonboyage
Them genuine lol's there.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:41 pm
by legend4ry
OH my gosh.


i think a bit of wee just came out.


What a spanner

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:08 pm
by dubluke
hahaha, genuine lol