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Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:57 pm**

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:25 pm**

#12:"Can you play some Pendulumn?"

(Just thought I'd add that!)

Good find!I think I've heard everyone of those things at one time or another!

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:35 pm**

HILARIOUS! i too, have heard every one of those (used to work as a bar dj as well).

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:43 pm**

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:56 pm**

hahaha rofl at the dancing midgit

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:16 pm**

the two barbies are hot. other then that,

I LAWLED

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:17 pm**

it would have been funnier without the cringeworthy acting

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:41 pm**

13) at a dnb event never ask the dj to play will smith's "gettin jiggy with it"

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:17 am**

I recently got asked while playing a dubstep set... "have you got that beyonce and shakira tune?"... i nearly wet myself... she didn't get it... lol

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:45 am**

that was pretty hard to watch

I prefer to be asked...

"do you have something we know the words to? cuz we wanna dance"

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:54 am**

That's really great. I was thinking of making t shirts that said "No Requests" So all you have to do is point at it. No time waisted bullshitting.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:34 pm**

Ive only played out once, and i got asked

"can you play something i know the words too"
"Do you have any bassline"
"you can't dance to this" ( i looked up about 50 people were dancing out of maybe a 100 [bare in mind this was only 8 pm]
"this music sucks"

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:02 pm**

number one

"we're paying you in beer"

answer

"go fuck yourself"

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:34 pm**

.. this is probably a moot point

"do you have any britney"

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:43 pm**

unklefesta wrote:"do you have something we know the words to? cuz we wanna dance"

Posted: **Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:23 am**

My favorite one, is when someone who doesn't have to fucking clue comes up and asks for the one EDM tune that they happen to know the title of. It's usually like NIN or Daft Punk. I usually just ignore people when I am djing anymore. I don't care if they think I am a douchebag. I AM a douchebag.

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:28 am**

''Have you played 'Night' yet?"

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:16 am**

"Is this that english band 'dubstep' that stole frum that britney spears song?"

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:47 am**

PLAY SOME SKYNARD!

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:13 am**

"can you play something a bit faster . . . "

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